Hate to see you leave, but love watching you go.😏
ok in the tags, where were you/what were you doing when the queen died
this plant is kudzu. aka 'the vine that ate the south'. a damaging invasive plant that’s a nuisance to the local area in this video. Now look at those moos go
Oh, right. The cows. The cows for kudzu, the cows chosen especially to kill kudzu, kudzu's cows. Those cows?
Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason
ask-oncies-jizz
this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck
Blade will turn up to a party but point blank refuse to have fun.
I can respect that.
reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.
Absolutely based quote my dude
Was having a discussion about fic with a friend and needed to make this. Please enjoy.
Reblog this and put in the tags what country you’re from and all the science classes you took in high school (for non Americans that’s approximately when you’re 14, 15, 16, and 17 years old)
love hearing about region specific grocery stores, love it when people are like ‘what the FUCK is a piggly wiggly’ and im like ‘idk wegmans doesn’t sound real sorry’
Bow before thy god and elder, Piggly Wiggly
it has been so long since i had sex i think they've probably updated it a lot. is there any new maps or characters
—On Love, Marina Tsvetaeva
[text ID: I just want a humble, murderously simple thing: that a person be glad when I walk into the room.]
Happy Fanfic writers appreciation day to all you writers out there!! We love and appreciate the hard work you each put in to making wonderful stories and worlds for us to enjoy~
Googled "planet" and got this panel
There are 14 planets, 12 of which have names, but only 10 of them are called by those names. 9 of the 14 are ordered, while the other 5 are unordered.
Oh okay thanks for the clarification
I don’t feel like posting today so
BILL NYE!!!!!!
ok, ok. You guys win. I’ll put on Bill Nye. But only this one time.
YEAAAAH!!!
