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Automated Chaos

@chaotican / chaotican.tumblr.com

Automating the chaos in your life.. one unexpected thing at a time!
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spadudionator

I am grateful.

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eyefuckingstiel

this is the laziest “do you love the color of the sky” post i’ve ever seen i cant stop laughing

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

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lumos5001

it’s like when you have your tabs out of order and you just

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My Reaction When my parents found a pack of cigarettes in my 13 year old brother’s backpack, and he responds with “But I only smoke when I’m drunk!”

THIS ONE IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THOSE SCREAMING “CIS SCUM” Cisphobia is just as real as homophobia and we need to cut shit out, as in hating people for something they cannot help or change about themselves. Cut. This. Shit. Out. It’s not fucking cool nor is it progressive. Reverse racism is not fucking real; racism is RACISM, and cisphobia seems to be a reversal of homophobia, which has existed for so long. Calling someone “cis scum” who has done nothing to you to oppress you makes you a fucking shitty person. I don’t give a flying fucking fuck; you are a piece of shit regardless your sexual identity who tries to use it as a fucking shield and defense. Cut. This. Shit. Out. I am very sorry if you feel oppressed, but not every “cis” person’s existence is out to get you. Perhaps if you stopped being such a shitty human being and calling people “scum” for something they cannot help (as you cannot control your sexual identity or orientation either) maybe THEN tumblr would actually become a bit more of a safe place rather than a hostile and unfriendly environment that spews hate. I’m not forgetting about the homophobes either, use the golden rule; Don’t have anything nice to say? DON’T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING LIKE HOLY SHIT DUDE GROW THE FUCK UP AND EXPAND YOUR FUCKING MIND FUCK

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fidget98160

As another note - Identifying as a different gender, cisphobia offends me for a specific reason.

Why? I want to be cis. I want to be born female. I don’t want to be trans female, I want to be cis female. That’s the endgame. That’s the goal of me being transgender. I don’t want to just be trans female, i want to be FEMALE.

Also, just another note but if you piss off the “dirty cis people” enough and you’re gonna leave a majority not wanting to vote on your side in a majority vote.

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goodlilbirdy

I know I’ll get hate for this, but Fidget makes a valid point with that last paragraph.  

And before you get your pitch forks out, I know, I’m privileged.  I’m a bisexual cis white girl.  I may not fully comprehend the struggles that some of my friends go through when it comes to equality for trans*, sexual orientation, POC, any of that.  I may not be the best ally in that fight, because I will admit I’m obnoxious and have a bad habit of making off-color jokes.

But when it comes to the politics of recognizing non-binary genders?  Your best allies in the political fight are the “cis scum” you despise so much.  

I believe in equality for all, and it hurts when I catch flak for being “cis scum”.  And I can hear it now, “Oh the poor widdle cis girl got her feelings hurt, how’s it feel now that the shoe is on the other foot?!”  Yeah, I get that.  In a sense, it almost helps me understand the oppression.  I’ve never had a bias held against me in my entire life, and I do honestly understand that makes me privileged.  But I also understand that fighting hate with more hate never wins, and history will show us that one.

And to quote my southern roots, “You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar”, bitch.  

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thetinkertoyboy

I love that at first she thinks it’s misogynistic, and isn’t afraid to call him on it, but then we see him do what we almost never see a male superhero do : He admits he’s scared.  He’s not trying to belittle her, he’s not trying to tell her or even the kids that they’re not strong,  He’s trying to protect what he loves most because he’s terrified of losing them. The big, giant robot ripping apart BUILDINGS doesn’t scare him at all compared to losing what he loves. I love this movie for so many reasons, but this scene is one of the bigger ones. A hero movie where the males are allowed to be emotional without appearing weak? A hero movie where females are allowed to be strong without being callous or woefully 2D? A hero movie where children are allowed to explore their potential instead of being shitty sidekicks? YES PLEASE.

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Right in the feels...

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Extremely personal piece. Doesn’t really need that much explanation.

*apologies if it turns up pixelated, just click the picture for a full res. view

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lokislysander

What’s really sad about this is how accurate it is. There’s so much pressure and this pic really got to me because I’m going through all of this. And it sucks.

gifs-for-fun

I installed it without directions…

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shattered—colors

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

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uhttractive

oh my god same

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put different colored lightbulbs and youve got yourself a fun time

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renakat11

can you post how to install it this way?

Reblog if you have fewer than 1,000 followers.

tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!

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god-of-gold

i think you mean…

ASSEMBLE.

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wrong-side-down

for once the supernatural fandom didn’t arrive first

I’m proud of you avengers! 

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lillianorchid
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toomanyfandomssolittletime

Are we late?

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beaksunderwings

We’re coming!

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unmasqed
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hazel8131

ok im really scared

ok seriously omg wow

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2pookygay

i’m legitimately scared

what’s going on

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twospoopytexadison

I’m pee.

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2spookypunkachu

I don’t understand

……..I don’t think I have ever been more confused in my entire life……….

I actually felt like I was dying and floating above myself partway through this…

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humdrumplumblr

Wow, this is the best audio post you will ever listen to. For real.

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murgatroid

what just happened?

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dcshadow

Why the hell did I start laughing half way through this?

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bastardlybrendan

What is life

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sithlordenna

O____o what the fuck

I JUST FELL OFF MY BED STOP

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temperance-brennan

Did anyone actually understand this…

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I’ve reblogged this before but doing it again because it’s the greatest thing ever.