my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
growing six things and buying pasta at the store >>> uber eats
don't let snarky twitter posts discourage you from living sustainably
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
i feel like i’m going insane. what fucking alternate dimension are these people living in. who thinks this way about landlords
putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill