Hussein Bazaza “Akane” Fall 2017 Haute Couture Collection

1. Dropping ice cream on the ground
2. Finally completing a level in a video game they were stuck on for months
3. “Don’t touch me”
4. Alarm clock just went off
5. Just got assigned a lot of work
6. Watching a fictional character they love die
7. “Oh what’s that thing”
8. “aAGH I SHOULDN’T HAVE TOUCHED THAT THING”
9. Just actually slipped on a banana peel
10. Being blamed for something they didn’t do
11. Just ran for an extended period of time
12. Being sent an email that’s entirely in wingdings
13. Receiving anon hate
14. Having money thrown at them
15. Just brought fast food home and looked in the bag to see it’s not what they ordered
16. About to be hit in the face with a rotten tomato
17. Startled by a doorbell
18. Getting paid very little for a tedious task
19. Getting paid a lot for a tedious task
20. Failed to make a bubble with bubble gum
21. Just received socks as a gift
22. Seeing their favorite animal
23. Seeing their favorite person
24. Someone pronouncing their name horribly wrong
25. Eating something gross
26. Trying hard not to burst into tears in front of a crowd
27. Someone accidentally touches their sunburn
28. Realizing they spelled their own name wrong on something they gave to a friend
29. Booing someone off of a stage
30. Being booed off of a stage
31. Getting flipped off
32. Receiving an email with the entire Bee Movie script
33. Realizing they’re about to fall down the stairs
34. Having a fan blown in their face
35. About to tackle-hug someone
36. About to receive a tackle-hug
37. Accidentally burned themself with hot glue
38. Looking in the mirror and realizing someone drew on their face while they slept
39. Seeing something they desperately want to buy
40. Eating something hot and realizing it was probably too hot to eat

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• 10/26 Updated with more colors

“I can’t afford to hate anyone, I don’t have that kind of time.”