For all the anti-papists out there
posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection
Followers, today we are gathered here to mourn our dear friend, our fallen brother, little icon dude. Though his time on our phones may have been short it was full of joy, love, and life. Love him or hate him, he generated content for jokes and posts we all delighted in. For those of you who have not updated, he lives on in blessed memory. For those of us who have lost him to automatic updates, he is with us in spirit. Rest In Peace, my sweet, silly little guy.
"Suhn Woo-kong...yes, the great Suhhnn Woo-kong. Wacky Woo-kong, he's a monkey....I know, I know...A Munk-key KING... always picking fights, turning into other animals, other animals, birds, dogs, tigers...you name it. Well if he thinks he can challenge Americuh he's got ay-nother thing commmming. That's right... we're gonna take Wacky Woo-kong by the back of his neck and throw into a furnace, a BIG, BEAUTIFUL FURNACE"
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!
Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!
Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!
crazy how that stuff works
Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣
excuse me?
If you want to know how it’s going in the UK then ppl are getting arrested for expressing a desire to abolish the monarchy. Yes, we’re a totally normal country that believes in free speech…
Oh, so suddenly it's a problem when it happens to your side of politics?
when have monarchists ever been arrested for supporting the monarchy in britain?
Cromwell necromancy arc soon
translated by our guy Moonspeaker on danbooru.
absolutely flabbergasted
Only valid facial expression
to be fair I’ll bet literally NO ONE even tried to warn them there’d be robot banjo skeletons out here
wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva
message to all bitches
please survive
OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds
