The only “manufactured celebrities” we need is Barbie, Hatsune Miku, and the Muppets
e Bugs
"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd
stressing over a dating profile bio but i really should just quote a post from tumblr if i’m being honest. i don’t think anyone would get it but a bio saying “there’s no time. get in the pea.” would be really funny
sleepy girl takes "worst nap ever" wakes up at ungodly hour in a nauseous sweat
Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.
Henry Croutons…..
trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons
just woke up from a depression nap guys. should i cut my hair (bangs would be included) OR download tinder/bumble again for the first time in two years?
warmleveret-deactivated20170910
as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi
cupcakesmilez
can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it
lost-in-pink
you had to be there
this post makes me so angry bc the socks in the jacuzzi was literally overshadowed again. the point of this post is now that someone doesn’t know about the socks not the socks themselves. maybe we aren’t allowed to discuss it
i’m sorry i just fucking need to make everyone watch this oh my god
in the evil world beanie babies would be called meanie babies
i love that i can just start off sentences with phrases like “in the evil world” and not elaborate at all, because people just get what i mean. like yeah yeah, the evil world, we all know it. the world thats just like ours but evil. we’re all familiar.
am NOT doing ok but can NOT stop thinking about “get in the pea”. incredibly conflicting emotions over here u guys.