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i literally think of that "polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori" headline so much it's so fucking funny

highly skilled ocean voyagers living close to antarctica who have oral history of heading south and discovering a land full of ice sheets and mountains of ice and snow were first to discover antarctica, not news to said group of people

MY GOD

spending $10 of my hard earned money so i can shove my favorite pic of my cat onto ur dash

worth it.

Thank you for sharing this with us.

Yellow headed day gecko

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

Full offense, my dog is cool af

airline customer service: hello this is SAS how can i help me: ok so i booked a flight with you just now and i’d like to reserve a space for my pet in the cargo hold, i’m bringing a cockatiel SAS: (audibly worried) uh… uhm… i’m not sure we can… transport that kind of um… pet? me: oh, huh? i did ring to check before i booked and the guy on the phone said it’d be fine? SAS: (”dealing with unhinged customers” voice) uh. ok. well, i guess i can try to check… just give me some cage dimensions. how big is its cage me: well i got him a teeny tiny travel cage, so… 50x30x30, at most SAS: centimeters?? me: yeah? is there a problem? SAS: can you tell me exactly how big is this crocodile??? me: COCKATIEL SAS: …OH

An amazing photo of a swamp turtle meeting a dragonfly. Photo by Tzahi Finkelstein.

incredible!

Pet the baby

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My favourite Wikipedia page of all time is definitely the one of aptronyms - aka, names that suit the person who has them. Here are some gems:

This page also contains a section of IRONIC aptronyms, AKA inaptronyms. Here's a sample

Happy Frog Friday! This cool character met me when I opened a patio umbrella yesterday…..

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

cats is same

the townspeople: ah, this poor fellow! clearly he is a symbol of heroism most noble, locked in battle against the inevitable evi-

*dracula, as a dog, runs by*

the townspeople: DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG!!!!!

Let’s be real. Reblog if you’re ready for some

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