@cabbage-patch-adults / cabbage-patch-adults.tumblr.com
i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website.
Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom
i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can
rude
my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
I made a promise to stay away from you, a promise I couldn’t keep. What if something happens to you because of me.
I’m sorry that I couldn’t get to you
Anywhere I would’ve followed you
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
When your phone rings at all ever
"Hello Professor,
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
Thank you, Student”
"Student,
ok
-bill”
yo seriously
