My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

OH IT’S A DOG

OH MY GOD. I couldn’t figure out how she got two angles of the same spill.

It took me like 12 seconds too long.

Why I don’t do drugs

me

an apple a day keeps the

it tastes good 

there are only two genders: kill or be killed

THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY