pokemon game but the whole pokedex is literally just these guys
when i read “blorbo” i’m picturing any one of these at random btw
Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either
- Two identical buff postal workers
- All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one
- A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear
- Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog
- Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch
Now that the Parasite in chief has had her platinum Jubilee, i thought id share some fun facts about the monarchy in the UK and the Queen in particular. All of this information is easily found online.
-The Queen negotiated clauses in the equality and Diversity Act so she wouldn't have to hire 'coloured or foreign' staff in the palace. that clause is still there today.
-The Queen tried to use The State Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace even with her own personal fortune.
-She lobbied the Scottish Parliament 67 times to ensure that new wildlife protections laws woudn't apply to her estates there.
-The main throne she sits on is worth an estimated £40,000,000,000. Her jewellery Collection worth circa £5,000,000,000 made with 28, 578 diamonds and gemstones, almost all of which were stolen from countries Britain invaded and enslaved...sorry colonised. She also banned the Police from searching her estates for stolen artifacts.
-Her crown estate is one of the largest property owners in the country. It has over 26 Royal residencies, inc 9 palaces that remain mostly empty and property portfolio that generates £300 million per year. Yet she had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.
Her son is a nonce ( pedophile) that she protected through a £12 million payout.
-The 'free' book that was sent to every school to tell kids how wonderful the queen is cost the taxpayer £12 million.
-She has £420 million personal wealth, which doesn't include that for-mentioned crown estate or her antique furniture or her jewellery collection or all the stolen gold.
-She and her family cost the tax payer £345 million per year in security and other protections.
-The jubilee cost the tax payer £28 million , set aside by the chancellor for the purpose of funding it. Whilst there are currently 14.5 million people living in poverty here in the UK.
Celebrating the incredibly rich, racist and privileged whilst millions of our own citizens are suffering is disgusting.
Some sources:
- Buckingham Palace banned ethnic minorities from office roles, papers reveal (2021) (the article says that there is no longer a ban as of the 1990s, however the clause is still there to allow a ban.)
- Revealed: Queen vetted 67 laws before Scottish parliament could pass them (2021) (It's unknown if any of the laws were amended due to her lobbying, but the lawmakers were required to get her approval.)
- Hampton Court mews row: Couple face eviction 'over £32 bill' (2020) (The tenant was using a communal socket to power his electric car.)
- Prince Andrew settles US civil sex assault case with Virginia Giuffre (2022) Prince Andrew pays settlement ending sex assault case (2022) (Guiffre was 17 at the time of the assault. The settlement was initially estimated at 12-14 million, in which case he probably couldn't have afforded it (without the Queen's help?), but some reports say that it was as little as 3 million by the end. IDK I couldn't find anything firm from a reputable source.)
my ass immediately opening tumblr just as i heard the news:
you've heard of Crab Rave, now get ready for Queen Giveaway
link to the giveaway in case anyone wants a shiny Nidoqueen to celebrate one less monarch in the world
#i do this guy's giveaways all the time it's really easy. sometimes you gotta keep trying when the bot is busy#and this one might be really busy if it's only a 24hr giveaway; most of them are a week#but like. you dont have to enter a drawing or anything you just use the link codes in-game until you get the bot so#free shiny nidoqueen to celebrate the queen's death!
Anonymous asked:
/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently
she ships reylo hope that helps
looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing
you've heard of Crab Rave, now get ready for Queen Giveaway
This song kinda sounds like the chorus to One Minute Man, but if you bought it in a gas station's minimart.
I did some experimenting with freehand. putting it here bc i like it
it is absolutely wild to me when people argue that forgiving student loan debt is bad because it’s unfair to people who have paid off their debt
like can you imagine if all the people who worked on a smallpox vaccine went “hmm actually it’s not fair that future generations won’t suffer and die from this disease because MY generation had to deal with it so I think vulnerable populations should have to live in fear of it forever. yes that’s a good and sustainable plan”
AND ANOTHER THING
GOP reps are like “we need to slow down the economy to deal with inflation!!!! this is going to give people in debt MONEY to SPEND on THINGS”
i don’t know enough about economics to argue about inflation but it IS very telling that they don’t want working & middle class people to have $$$ to spend but they’re Totally Fine with rich people raking in & spending money (often on frivolous shit and usually doing far less demanding jobs than working class people lmao. there’s no way to EARN a billion dollars without exploiting other people but yknow keep acting like you hate welfare and then giving out handouts to rich people)
(oh and also a lot of these assholes want to dismantle social security but don’t care how unfair it would be for ppl my age to spend years paying into it and then not reaping the promised benefits when our parents and grandparents did 🙃)
he is just not happy with the state of it
