destiny is one of 2014’s most anticipated first-person shooters

Oh my fucking god

WW2 SIREN

RING THE ALARM I BEEN THRU THIS TOO LONG, BUT I’LL BE DAMNED IF I SEE ANOTHER CHICK ON YOUR ARM!

parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme

me:

trinity taylor just blocked me on my drag race insta acc because she uploaded this photo and i commented “seems like the doctor can only do one face” shgdhasgd iconic

So you’re buttcamera and you take secret pics of guy’s asses? 😫

Mate your blog’s all about worshiping men’s feet so you’re not one to talk

this post is a mess

The answer may surprise you!

The answer shouldn’t surprise anyone. Sunflora is not that strong and has a mediocre move pool, meanwhile Clair has dragons that know ice and fire moves to deal with a grass type.

The answer may surprise you!

exhibit a: clair’s actual gs team. not one fire move in the bunch. ice beam a slight problem, but it’s only on one of them. so, everything else, nbd

exhibit b: my own sunflora soloing clair’s kingdra after beating the dragonairs into submission. +5 sp. atk and miracle seed does wonders.

“Make em pay.”

This post makes me want to play through all of the Pokémon games again

Too bad we can’t see Sunflora’s level, I’m sure it’s like 60 lmao.

The sunny boye himself!

Anything is possible if you just believe 🌱

How tf did the battery in that GS not die. That shit gotta be 15 years old. Unless you replaced it

Super Lotto winner from Mobay signing her shit. She ain’t playing. 😉

Me if I win the lottery. A wig and a mask. Y'all (unknown family members) ain’t asking me for shit lol

The mask winking is what got me😂😂

I didn’t know this was an option.

It’s in Jamaica in America you have to have your name released in some areas.

Underrated type of rickroll/duckroll: Iron Man Second Animated Series Second Opening but loud

The only time I think I ever encountered it was once when I was on swfchan and I clicked n swf that was like “GARDEVOIR HENTAI” or something and I clicked and it was just this:

and it cracked my ass up so I wasn’t even upset

He like it

I’m crying

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

goodbye

like i can’t believe i have to say this but if you aren’t black it’s literally impossible for you to have a negro nose. 

That’s not true at all? My mom is white and her nose is literally like jay-z’s, just a little bit smaller.

your mom doesn’t have a negro nose because she’s NOT BLACK which is the requirement to having a BLACK nose you racist lmfao.

The scientific superiority of the Bible:

Wtf is going on

The Mark Zuckerberg hearing is being streamed on Twitch of all places.

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

Do you think the Russian agents were briefed beforehand on what a shithole this website is, or did some poor bastard in Krasnoyarsk get blindsided by their first random anon demanding their opinion on whether or not sexbot yiffing is problematic or empowering

Some sad sack from a troll farm in Smolensk: All right listen up gang. Who can tell me what this means?

*points to a white board with the words ‘big yeet’ written on it, underlined and circled*

Ok so what the hell i seen two posts talkin about Shs Russian MGS3 spy type people on tumblr

That shit hittin!!!