Tumblr ads are like hi I know you’re elderly and busy dealing with schizophrenia and prostate cancer but you should consider shaving your balls
holli made fun of me the other day bc she can fit her tiny baby hands into a pringles tube and i can’t. i’m sorry that i have ADULT SIZED HANDS
I can literally reach the bottom lmao
chunkpump
aren’t you FCKN SPECIAL!!!
Ever thankful for the amazing friends who’re showing my book some love!
Have you pre-ordered Well, That Escalated Quickly yet? Do it up! www.wteqbook.com
@coolthoughts replied to your post “saw someone call stone butch blues an “iconic comic” because,…”
I just posted yesterday about how I keep seeing the name “Martha P. Washington” pop up in tumblr conversations about stonewall
omg lmao fuck
god!! i’m howling
the translation notes for atom’s rap in the empire state of mind cover are cracking me up
[3]: Referring to the Korean Air ‘nut rage’ (or ‘nut return’ in South Korea) incident on December 5, 2014 where the daughter of Korean Air chairman ordered for the plane to return to the gate when she was served macadamia nuts she didn’t request for.
remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet
so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:
gaymilesedgeworth
best. trait. ever
honestly every YouTube comment section is basically the opening scene from 2001 where the monolith appears and all the monkeys start screaming at each other
leosunlesbian-deactivated201801
a question for other lesbians: would u prefer to be a lesbian housewife or a lesbian breadwinner?
picassofanclub
neither , i choose to become a breadwife and my wife is a housewinner. she wins houses on gameshows and i fill them with bread.
oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019
Anonymous asked:
i've been a centrist this whole time and i didn't know how to bring it up before. now i just feel awkward.
why do you feel the need to tell me you’re a centrist
siobhanblank
tumblr is just a competition about who can write the most incoherent sentence
kirbylesbian
this is a screencap of a post someone wrote when my gf called them out for shipping incest
jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea
gay culture is oversharing and bottling ur emotions up at the same time
butchgender
gay culture is also being touch starved and touch repulsed at the same time
opossume
gay culture is driving people away and then crying bc ur alone
22cars
gay culture is having distant relations with your own gender, whom you love, because you fear exclusion and your own supposed creepiness
People keep setting off fireworks despite my yelling “nice virtue signalling” for two and a half hours. Ideology runs deep.
metaflesh-deactivated20180415
i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about
Nutrients