Jake: Rise up.

VRISKA JUST GETS OUT OF THE WAY XDDDD

Dave and Equius’ reaction are priceless Dave is like “wait is he oh god oh my god he is *stares*” and Equius is like “D—> Alright. D—> Do as you wish, human. D—> I do not seem to care at the moment.”

I like how Tavros is all “yEAH, gO MY FELLOW PAGE” And Karkat is standing there very awkwardly. He’s just standing like “I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT IM NOT TAKING ANY PART IN IT” Everything you’ve ever heard about Jake English is undeniably true.

this panel is back jesus christ. I was just off-camera during this shot and trying not to laugh my ass off mid-scene. For those of you who would like to see the WHOLE PANEL, it was recorded and the recording is beautiful. Please give it a watch, this was not even our funniest scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKe0sXjpMr4

Can I just be amused about how Vriska looks like she’s just trying to somehow absorb herself into the screen projector?

I had nowhere to run. Also I am not sorry for bringing this back, it makes me fucking laugh.

Digging this up from the grave because Dave and I want it to hit 40k

True that.

Tsuritama team for 「AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE」 90s Boy Band Zine 

We’re all very serious cosplayers

The progression of these pictures make things 100% more fun. I had a blast running around as a thief and constantly eating lollipops!

And shaming people who just wanted to take a damn selfie in peace

Oh but of course!! :) Also sword jokes. So many sword jokes.

We’re all very serious cosplayers

The progression of these pictures make things 100% more fun. I had a blast running around as a thief and constantly eating lollipops!

tbh i am p happy with todays school of world; this is probably the strongest script ive written, to date

Current mood

Cats, man.

This guy loves this job!

So we had some fun at a party tonight.

Good memories.

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

The Sun will go down eventually!

still a better love story than twilight

As someone with anemia, this pleases me.

☕️🍂🌄🎃👻

THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE

Haikyuu!! Season 2 Episode 3. 

Did i mention how much love tsukishima?! no? now you know..

Sure, that’s totally what its about.

Now we know how teachers are in the staff room

This is exactly how teachers are in the staff room.

same

Me.

please watch this