Boobs Don't Work That Way

Little comic I did for my newest BABD writeup. 

Relates both to the post’s topic of media criticism credentials and to the female sexualization excuse rhetoric we comment on all the time.

~Ozzie

Hey Adventurers! There’s been an influx of new members lately so I thought now would be a good time to share our FAQ.

What is Tiny Adventure Club?

It’s a celebration of life’s tiny adventures, like trying new food, stargazing or simply surviving another week. A Tiny Adventure can be almost anything. 

How can I become a member of the Tiny Adventure Club?

Document and share your adventures in the #tinyadventureclub or #tiny adventure club tag. (I check both of them.)   Please  note: I ask that you do not submit adventures through the ask box or through messaging.  A full inbox doesn’t play nice with my executive dysfunction. But please feel free to drop a us message if you’d like!

What counts as a tiny adventure?

Adventure is relative. What counts as a tiny adventure is purely up to you. We’ve awarded badges to everything from getting out of bed to hiking for the first time. 

How do I get a badge?

I do my best to award as many badges as I can, but I’m just one small adventurer.  I go through the tag regularly and award them.

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Leave Us a Message

This number will kick right over to a voicemail where you will have 3 minutes to share whatever it is you feel like sharing.

Here are some things we like hearing from people:

But it could be anything really. It’s up to you. 

Why? I dunno. Seemed like something fun to do.  A different way to hear from different people.

Voicemails usually take around a week to post.

“… and make sure the beaver has huge tits.”

@boobsdontworkthatway

ootorisakuya submitted:

I’m trying hard not to just caption this “boobserker”… and failing…

(click for bigger if it’s small)

I had a lot of fun with this on twitter, so I just kept on going with it. But you know, I’m always kind of touched by how strongly fans support their favourite characters, and there is a lot of love for Cloak and Dagger, and you can see why because there are some pretty great things about that pair. But that costume, come on, it’s a big old slice of tit window pie. They don’t always dress Dagger like that, but yeah they mostly do! But they probably won’t on the tv show! I didn’t dwell on Cloak very much in a comic about tit windows, but, here’s something. I tweeted this essay a while ago when I read it, but Cloak’s lack of a body really brought it to mind again, and you should totally read it, though mostly it is about the character Cyborg, it is relevant here too: Humanity Not Included: DC’s Cyborg and the Mechanization of the Black Body by Robert Jones, Jr.

HECK YES

-s

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

Did all of you major in boob math

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

At long last…. bun titty.

I feel like we’re done here. 

i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

what happens next?!

transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE

speak for urself i was born with titty lung

someone please stop this person

@boobsdontworkthatway

Jesus.