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Trey · 29 · They/Them Pan · Poly · Ace Fandom blog, primarily Tokusatsu, especially Super Sentai and Kamen Rider. Other fandoms include Voltron: Legendary Defender, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and Star Wars. Crew Husband · Fiancee · Aibou
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“It’s not realistic,” I told it. “It’s not supposed to be realistic. It’s a story, not a documentary. If you complain about that, I’ll stop watching.” I will refrain from complaint, it said.

Not queer as in "queer is not a slur" but queer as in "I do not give a fuck if its a slur, you don't get to censor my identity regardless". Queer as in "I HOPE my identity upsets you". Queer as in "my identity is not only a slur but a threat"

Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you! 

The answer to your question: almonds.

Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

From The
  • Moment we w-wake up
To The
  • Moment we go to sleep.

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Paper White.
Fur Covered.

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

Almonds?yes.

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

  • pre-skeksis
  • pre-mystic

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

is where the

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth in my back!

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

almonds.

if i had a nickel for every time my blorbo with a metal arm woke up from a nightmare i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

“Do you really want Anakin dead?”

Silence. 

It’s been nearly a decade since Anakin’s betrayal. Years of Obi-Wan struggling to accept that his former Padawan slaughtered their family. And even after witnessing the horrors that Vader is capable of, Obi-Wan still cannot say that he wants the boy he raised dead. It’s a painful, awful love. A deeply cursed love that cannot be escaped, and this episode gutted me for showing us their gentle smiles of before, and the frightening hatred that pervades their relationship now.

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I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.

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They all looked startled and uncomfortable. Almost as uncomfortable as I did. I wish I’d waited to pull the spare armor out.

wanted to try draw smth for one of the earlier books so here’s a fancomic for asr!! (ID’s in alt text)

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon