An Unstoppable Farce

I asked an ornithologist about this today and he said that they can't remember the nineties. "They're dumb," he said.

i sincerely believe that “slut” is the greatest trait u can give a male character but they need to be pathetic and cringe fail about it

Saw someone say trans people could refer to "any of the transphobic t-slurs as a joke" so I just want to be very fucking clear:

When I call myself a Transsexual it is not a joke.

When I call myself a Transvestite it is not a joke.

When I call myself a Tranny it is not a joke.

When I use slurs for myself it is not a joke but rather a deliberate personal and political exercise. It is a deliberate and hard won reclamation that says I beat you to it. It strips bigots of their ability to elicit shock and awe from me because every word in their arsenal I have filled with love and tenderness. If I love being transsexual fully and completely, what rhetorical ammo does the transphobe have?

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

whadda

@tazerpagan did an experiment and tried copy/pasting and submitting to blaze again and it worked. So, just goes to show blaze has… inconsistent moderation to say the least.

Science side of Tumblr lives

my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning

She’s PROTECTING HIM FROM THE FIREWORKS, MY HEART -

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

Soda was an effervescent corn-based drink that was popular during the height of the American Empire. Regionally known as pop or coke in some provinces, it was prepared by extracting corn sugars into a thick syrup to be mixed with water

Led Zeppelin

When The Levee Breaks

No overdubs, original vocals and recording speed.

This song (I don’t care which version you hear) is a fucking gem and it’s probably one of their best songs 🥴

Robert Plant and Led Zeppelin perform onstage at the Forum in Los Angeles, CA, on March 24, 1975. Photos: Michael Ochs Archives.

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

Straight girls in a gay bar

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

Robert Plant and Led Zeppelin perform onstage at the Forum in Los Angeles, CA, on March 24, 1975. Photos: Michael Ochs Archives.

affirmations for when you have to send emails

Getting really sick of all the "There's No Place Like Chrome" ads on youtube. There's Firefox. Firefox saves your passwords. Firefox autofills things if you want. Firefox also does things that Chrome doesn't like allow adblockers, and it does not mine your data and sell your information for advertising purposes. Google is really trying to push people to use Chrome so they can take as much data from users as possible in order to make as much money as possible and it's borderline sinister.

Anyway, download Firefox.

Daniel and Weird Al Yankovic 💥💥💥

📸 by Sinna Nasseri (New York Times)

I love that the phrasing makes it seem like a wedding announcement -- as though they've married and Dan Radcliffe took Weird Al Yankovic's last name

Weird and Daniel Al Yankovic

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again