whenever i think about playing stardew valley i realize i don't really want to play stardew valley, what i WANT to play is harvest moon another wonderful life lesbian edition but that doesn't exist
ahem
I WIN

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whenever i think about playing stardew valley i realize i don't really want to play stardew valley, what i WANT to play is harvest moon another wonderful life lesbian edition but that doesn't exist
ahem
I WIN
Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”
Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly
You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.
Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast
sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash
Some critical rules for writing coherent genre fiction, courtesy of my writing teacher, who is very wise. I don't pretend to have mastered all of these, but their application can do wonders for a story, their lack can cripple it:
reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like
Does anyone have that pic of the furries crying watching 9/11 from a distance? Poorly drawn
Here’s a collection and it’s NONE of these;
P1
P2
P3
Literally I’m losing my mind how can I not find it please help
I’m almost willing to pay someone to find it
It’s not this one but it’s kind of close in layout but they’re IN New York watching it happen and I think you can see the sea at the bottom of the image
Here’s a bad layout depiction drawn with my finger while I stand naked outside the shower bc I can’t shower till I figure this out
I'm tryna be positive but then there's the rage bloodlust hatred wrath
Dream: *preaches to others, including Lucifer themselves, about the virtues of hope*
Also Dream: *faces mild inconvenience*
people are the most interesting thing in the world im obsessed w everyones weird habits and funny stories. the average person is so fucked up that its funny. like no one on earth is normal n u should make it ur job to see why
men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it
let us not understate the importance of an ordinary amount of belly fat
i can’t send u the post direct cuz tumblr messaging is a nightmare 😔
THANK U SO MUCH
shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
