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The Once-ler

@bitteronceler / bitteronceler.tumblr.com

I get enough hate as it is from myself, so try to tone it down a little bit, yeah?  tresspassers

How is Ted's business with the valley restoration and all going? I bet there's a lot of trees now, its been a few years. Also its nice to see you around on the webs again :)

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I pop in every now and again. 

And the trees, well, they’re still small, but there was a massive windstorm last month and they held up pretty well. I’m impressed... 

You know, after six years, I STILL check your blog to see how you're doing. I guess for some that's sad, but I dunno. You just had a good impression on me as a friend. *hugs*

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There is NO way it’s been six damn years …

Uh, thanks for the birthday wishes, I know this is a bit late to be responding. To be honest, I’m a little bit surprised y’all remembered. 

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I can't believe Bitter-Onceler is still alive what a world we live in

I mean, ecologically unsound still, but would you look at that damn world. 

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Man, you were gone for freakin' ever. Welcome back, and Happy New Year!! How did you celebrate?

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I’m still gone, what are you talking about. I’m not here. You didn’t see me

I went to the dentist yesterday and they drilled a hole in my tooth and filled it with hard, tooth colored plastic. My face was completely numb and it felt like the whole left side of my jaw was dead weight. The sounds were horrible and the taste was nasty. Surprisingly no pain and a weirdly satisfying experience. 9/10 would do again.

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Wow... you literally just single handedly ruined any notion I had /ever/ of making my way there. 

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Congratulations.