REALLY don't like where this is going
Sorry To Bother You (2018)
Vegetable you bought 8 months ago: Oh I have a little soft spot but chop me up and cook me into something and you’ll never tell the difference.
Fruit, 4 seconds after the Best Before date: hrgh *turns black and puts on a fur coat*
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there's either a small snake or a giant slug in my kitchen but ill never know because i left my glasses in the other room
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what kills a slug that won't make a snake attack me
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the internet said salt kills slugs so imma just toss a bunch of salt all over the floor and hope it dies or evaporates or something
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so i ended up throwing salt all over my kitchen floor, texting my fam to keep my dog out of there, and going to bed. i woke up to my mom finding "piss-like-goo" all over the floor because the slug/snake had melted. and apparently that slug thingy was "a regular" who "visted often" and my mom named it gary. rip to gary i guess
imagine showing up to your sidechicks house and her blind son is there this time and he just throws acid on you bc he can’t see and you end up melting into a piss-like-glue
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hmmm I'm not sure I'm liking the narrative of my mom fucking a slug named gary
Anyways, if you’re having trouble breathing or just trouble sleeping at night bc of respiratory distress, try proning (tummy-time) yourself for a few hours. It’s an medical intervention they do in the ICU, and that’s what’s being recommended rn for covid-19 patients during nursing cares or even to proactively do for themselves if they’re not ill enough to be hospitalized.
There’s research on it if you want to google.
I may be a little drunk but bisexuality is so valid and i hope i could help in any way at all in making you feel more comfortable
Anonymous asked:
i gotta lotta that sweet sweet Internalised Biphobia TM which i can recognise but the slippery nature of that shit makes it hard to get over completely, and it thrives off of the self-doubt it creates, and this blog honestly helps so much!!! with all of that, you're such a positive influence on me and im greatful but u know im also very here for the H&M discourse
Ayyy ! Im so glad that's okay y i started this blog and im so glad its worked!!!
Anonymous asked:
when someone says something biphobic to me, i just turn on some music by our bi overlords david bowie n freddie mercury and remember that that person is an idiot and being bi is the best
GOOD ADVICE YES
not to make this a mod hannah only posts selfies account but i seek lgbt+ validation
shameless plug but my twitter is just as bi as this blog
So I'm 25 and I identify as bi but I'm more sexually attracted to men than women but more emotionally attracted to women. I bond quicker with women than I do with men. I still feel attraction towards women though.
you might be more emotionally attracted to women just because you have a shared experience w/ them so i wouldn’t overthink that too much, bisexuality isn’t just 50/50 so it’s okay for your preferences for different genders to fluctuate or not be split evenly, you can be attracted to different genders in different ways and to differing degrees and still be bisexual
Anonymous asked:
Hello! If I may ask, what's your size and what size range would you call "skinny"? About the H&M one ofc.
im a size 14 so much of their clothes dont fit me, or if they do it’s not quite right
Anonymous asked:
orchid?
i mean sort of but not in any concrete way that i can explain