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@birf / birf.tumblr.com

hello I’m

tonight’s birf lore: dealing with chronic illness and getting my world rocked at a cornfield

I know, babe. It's okay. I don't mind sharing as long as I'm still number 1 in your heart.

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you are you are ♥️

I love that I've absolutely no fucking idea what the fuck is going on with @birf like I just get the most out of pocket notifs and I'm just mental like "Alright. Cool." And I move on.

Like I genuinely DO NOT EVER want context.

Out of context hehehe birf is the BEST.

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😌♥️🌽

Anonymous asked:

Birf lore be wildin tonite

LMAOO

Anonymous asked:

Corn fields are sooo versatile. Proud of you and ur unholy uncorn sins Birf and whatever happened is between you whoever was there and the corn. Peace

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Anonymous asked:

WAS THAT A DOG. NOOO PLS BRING THE PUPPY BACK

…dog?

Anonymous asked:

BIRF PLEASE WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS POSTED AND WHY IT WAS AN “UNHOLY UNCORN” THING

keep using context clues

Anonymous asked:

What the FUCK did I miss??? As best as I can gather, Country Boys Make Do???? Huh??????

Country boys really made do

Anonymous asked:

Oh you want proof? Screenshot 😘

YOU DID NOT

Anonymous asked:

I think we all saw 😏

you have no proof

Anyways I’m thriving in some ways

Y’all…