prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now
the chris pine thing is so funny
like here's chris pine living his absolute best life reading books and loving film and definitely not writing erotica and he's dropped into a movie that seems like it's going to be fine like you've got florence pugh and former boy band superstar harry styles and nick kroll (??) and shia labeouf (?????) but whatever it's fine olivia wilde is directing except whoops she falls in love with harry styles and pisses off her boyfriend (ex boyfriend) who's been having his post-snl renaissance with an apple whatever tv show and so then olivia gets served custody papers while she's on stage at a film convention and then it turns out florence pugh is actually friends with jason sudeikis and was going to cameo on ted lasso because florence's ex (zac braff???) was directing some of it and here's chris pine and living his best life but he's in a movie where the director is dating the male lead and the female lead isn't talking to the director because of the everything and then shia laboeouf leaves the film and it's probably because he's a pos and the director implies it's because he's a pos but then shia posts a vague video showing olivia wilde calling florence pugh miss flo and it's from month's ago over nothing but it's chaos and it's the venice film fest and you're chris pine and you're trapped in venice with these people and harry styles kisses nick kroll on the lips and harry styles is saying the movie is a movie that feels like a film like a real film and florence pugh is fucking gone and it's just you and then harry styles spits on you (????) and it's caught on film and you're chris pine and all you wanted was to be in a movie and write some erotica on the side
sans winning the tumblr sexyman poll and toby fox writing reigen fanfic about it is really the true end to this thing. good job everyone
thanks toby. a banger as always.
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE IN-CHARACTER THAN SANS WINNING THE TITLE OF ULTIMATE TUMBLR SEXYMAN, THE TITLE HE IS UNDENIABLY 100% QUALIFIED FOR, BY THE ABSOLUTE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM. OF COURSE HE DID
HOURGLASS ⏳ is a new, 99-page comic coming to the ShortBox Digital Comics Fair this October!! DON’T MISS IT!!!
me when characters experience the devastating consequences of their own actions:
“Describe homestuck” is a weird question, because you can describe the overarching plot but not the weird branches it shoots off into
Like, “Homestuck is about a reality altering video game that comes about at the end of every world that, if beaten, allows the players to become gods of the next world. we follow four kids from our world who play it, the aliens from the previous game that made our world, and a ‘reboot’ game that comes about when ours fails.”
And then someone asks about how the fuck Betty Crocker plays into it and you don’t fucking know how to answer without a goddamn essay
giving someone a quick, offhand summation of homestuck like it didn’t consume at least three years of your life:
THEY ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION:
saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby
Anonymous asked:
*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
it seems unfair that we’re about to have another week, given that we just had a whole week last week
This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
“NO!….RATIO!!!”
Honestly obsessed with her
i was looking up awkward photos of kids at all age nightclubs and
palkiamaniacrk
is that