"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"
-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today
lumpyspacewarrior
I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping
WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG
I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah
I just want to eat my meatballs in peace
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY
Now you want me to believe that four guys traveling together would keep everything clean and tidy?
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
frqnkie-deactivated20171202
my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk
those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”
this video nourishes me
fuckyeahwierd
How… how on earth do you discover that you have an ability like this. Do you wake up one day and say “I wanna log-roll a table upside-down” and dedicate your life to achieving that goal? Are you lounging around the house and someone tosses an ottoman at you and you roll a 20 on your Dex check? How?
You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??
that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years
“woah, wow, woah”
get this cat a jazz contract, stat
HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭
Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door
oh my god
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