llama matriarch

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

@stellachuu on TT

Omg they got married at the end

Relationship goals

I try not to mention JKR on my blog, but apparently, her new book, among a plethora of despicable things, is hugely ableist and makes fun of ME/CFS, POTS, Fibromyalgia, and Allodynia and strongly infers that people with these conditions are lying for attention.

So if you are someone afflicted with these conditions and you are seeing people agreeing with this trash take on social media today:

I see you, I hear you, I believe you. Your suffering is real. Your pain is real. You deserve better. You are not excluded from the disability community and you will always have a place with us if you want it. You do not need to be missing a limb to qualify as “disabled enough,” and the people spouting such ableist rhetoric don’t speak for us.

Fuck JKR. Fuck ableists. Fuck everything about this new book and all the marginalized people it hurts.

when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died

the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed

[ID: Two screencaps of Morgana Robinson on Taskmaster, standing outdoors with her fists clenched in frustration. She says, “Ooh, missed by a bee’s dick!” From off-screen, Alex Horne asks, “Pardon?” End ID.]

big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay

25 years of ads peeled away

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

The only “manufactured celebrities” we need is Barbie, Hatsune Miku, and the Muppets

e Bugs

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

They did in fact change it to the Hippopottoman

person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away

me: 

Dad 💑

Extras (1-4)

The end

*September 1st on Tumblr*

You can only reblog this once a year