If Van Helsing saw “the smuts” we had when I was a student, his head would explode.
A bunch of the funniest posts I found on Tumblr under the tag. Happy reading.
A short clip about dealing with premature ejaculation. From my opening set for Patton Oswalt at the Orpheum in Madison.
I was doing Dracula Daily a decade ago
Anonymous asked:
Can't you just keep it book related?
No. But anyway I'm opening for Patton Oswalt this weekend. Come check it out if you're in Grand Rapids or Madison, 5/21-5/22.
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Lost interest when you started putting bullshit politics into everything
this u?
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The giving tree
A classic!
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Agatha christie's racism
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If you still take user submissions "NO, I swear that this piece of Russian literature is ACTUALLY funny and delightful!" for The Master and Margarita
My favorite book of all time and yet... I reread it for the first time this year and had some thoughts...
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You don't have any for The Phantom Of The Opera, do you? Like "Stalking Is No Way To Win Hearts" or "Masked Man Seeks Soprano"?
I like it!