If Van Helsing saw “the smuts” we had when I was a student, his head would explode.
A bunch of the funniest posts I found on Tumblr under the tag. Happy reading.
A short clip about dealing with premature ejaculation. From my opening set for Patton Oswalt at the Orpheum in Madison.
I was doing Dracula Daily a decade ago
Can't you just keep it book related?
No. But anyway I'm opening for Patton Oswalt this weekend. Come check it out if you're in Grand Rapids or Madison, 5/21-5/22.
Lost interest when you started putting bullshit politics into everything
this u?
The giving tree
A classic!
Agatha christie's racism
If you still take user submissions "NO, I swear that this piece of Russian literature is ACTUALLY funny and delightful!" for The Master and Margarita
My favorite book of all time and yet... I reread it for the first time this year and had some thoughts...
You don't have any for The Phantom Of The Opera, do you? Like "Stalking Is No Way To Win Hearts" or "Masked Man Seeks Soprano"?
I like it!
