…………does DRACULA know lucy's getting all these blood transfusions

like can he taste the difference in people's blood and he's just "oh sweet the Westenra buffet's still open. nom nom…" *pause* *steps back* "ma'am why do you taste like a goddamn lord sleep-deprived doctor dutchman?"

does he not have any way of knowing the difference but he can kinda guess because hot damn she has. notably more blood than he left her with, somebody must've topped her up (probably those assholes who lurk around her house and do annoying shit like "close the windows" and "rub garlic all over everything" but hey at least they're keeping the food stocked up.)

or is he just like "…is this girl basically bottomless soup and salad? should she not be dead by now??"

Side Table “Chick” by Maria Rästa

terry pratchett, feet of clay

absolutely flabbergasted

Only valid facial expression

to be fair I’ll bet literally NO ONE even tried to warn them there’d be robot banjo skeletons out here

I know it's not at all how blood or accents work, but a concept I've been unable to get out of my head since I thought of it is "Lucy gets a blood transfusion from Quincey but because of his sheer Texanness, the transfusion turns Lucy Texan too, and the next time Dracula feeds on her, well guess what"

I simply enjoyed Marlon Brando’s “foppish” glaring prettiness in Mutiny on the Bounty

Sorrowful no more

It’s wild how a black male character will be friendly towards people in canon and on the screen but the second he’s friendly with a white girl, white women in the fandom will make like a million posts about how he was flirting or trying to come on to the girl without her consent, blah blah blah.

But let a white male character actually like beat the shit out of the same white girl character on screen and they can psychoanalyze how every hit was a silent declaration of love or some shit.

So I know this is probably about Star Wars, but extra fuck you to the Supergirl fandom for this bullshit.

Every time I see more of what people are saying about Grace Van Dien on the internet, I start wondering how we all got to this timeline. I can’t believe how many people are harassing this perfectly nice, talented woman for simply standing next to and working with her coworker and promoting a show she was hired to work on.

These comments are being made by people who have never even met either one of these individuals or know them beyond the internet; they’re emotionally invested and take it personally because they happen to think a man in her vicinity is attractive and think she’s somehow “getting in the way.” If that’s not psychologically disturbing behavior, I don’t know what is.

Behave yourselves. Leave Grace the fuck alone and go to therapy. Please. Find help. This isn’t normal. It shouldn’t be normal.

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

@filmnoirsbian

being on fandom discord servers is crazy bc someone you've been talking to a while will reveal they were the one that wrote your absolute all time favorite fic it's like meeting god in a walmart at 7am

either that or they'll reveal that they were the one who started a popular hc/ship that you hate and it's like meeting satan himself in the chili's bathroom

If cancel culture is real you guys would have stoned this fucker

Banana country 😭

M*rvel actors have literally all of the money and fame any human being could ask for and they still feel the need to go and commit hate crimes any time someone criticizes their fucking Raid Shadow Legends commercial ass movies

I remember seeing a clip of this years ago this ISNT a case of lazy translation he’s literally saying “speaks Japanese” IN Japanese

Gotham city memes once again

Happy pride month everyone!!!❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🐈‍⬛

Hey tumblr user spockoandjimjim how is that campaign you dm going

Well I’m glad you asked

omg you do not understand how rare it is to see queer desi weddings this is beautiful

Pride & Prejudice 2005 x Eddie/Chrissy

oh *that scene with the hand flex* - this is definitely what happened when he helped her to get into his van (yeah she is mall) before heading to his trailer

note: i only realized at the end that she was sitting on the wrong side but shhhh

Best gal pals

We are hurtling between whore and wizard at alarming speeds