hi goths are allowed to pose on my grave when i die

3 kinds of ADHD distractions:

@smol–jelly I can’t-

u left out the best part?

This so outrageous I couldn’t help looking at the guy’s twitter. It kinda feels like a parody account? I’m not totally sure. If it’s not a parody, posts like this are actually more incredible:

You have never seen your own penis

No thats gay

Have courage, be kind. xx

thank you

Necessities: Gaming consoles, convention tickets, gaming merch, tactical red and black gamer chair, body pillow

Luxuries: soap, water

Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell.

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

The USA are a hellscape

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas

it has all my favorite KH characters!

such as

Sora

Maybe-Possibly-Cloud

This Guy

My Neighbor Totoro

Unfortunate Kairi

This Other Guy

Mansex

Soraruto(¿?¿)

And of course my most favorite

HECKIN’

GOSH DAMN

V E G E T A

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

“samurai wakes up in the present day”

this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

Samurai Jack (2001-2017)

Italian currasier’s close helmet, circa 1620.

from Hermann Historica

:3

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

im going to fucking die

I think about this every day

someone said this is the freudian conflict between id, ego and superego and I haven’t felt right since