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That is the single most 90s thing I have ever read.
Out of this entire page why is THAT the only thing you underlined.
Is Russia even real
I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:
“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”
to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”
Winter has arrived in Australia, and as per usual, we are surprised
When you go to Kamino to look for Jango Fett but find out a clone army is being created
When dogs make eye contact with you and start wagging their tail, then you start talking to them and they wag it harder
Reblog if u agree
very me
clivedavinci: this is basically me, because i’m pretty buff, but i’m also pretty fat, and i’m always looking for my lady that’s someplace out there
you always got your whole ass out too?
this guy has the wackiest blog description I’ve ever read
I’m hella upset. I went and looked at that long ass shit.
It’s like 5 pages
He ended it by talking about his new MySpace page I hate this
Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton
Oh my god
The Showgirls posters have to be the most hilariously terrible designs I’ve seen in my life, yet I have never been able to find a single explication on what was the marketing team thinking.
Not an interview, not people commenting it, nothing, the Leg Worm Head Woman was just accepted and left like that and it haunts me
This is incredible
“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”
“The geese built Dubai and returned.”






