Far Over The Misty Mountains Cold is literally just Dwarvish Take Me Home, Country Roads
hot take:
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
kayla-bird
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
tolkienhoe
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Sometimes I wish I could watch the Lord of the Rings again for the first time.
I love knowing all that I do now. I love that I know who should have been present and who was added. I love knowing how significant it was that Galadriel gave Gimli her hair. I love that after so long watching it still feels like coming home. Yet all this enjoyment is matured and even though I’m still wide-eyed and amazed, I long for seeing it all again.
I wish I could join the hobbits at the party tree and not know about the dragon. I wish I could relive the majesty of meeting the elves for the first time. I wish I could feel the same awe I did at seeing a Balrog as I did that first time in the theatre (although to be fair I still love it). I wish I didn’t know that Gandalf comes back. I wish I didn’t know if our heroes were going to make it. I wish I didn’t know what they were going to say before they say it.
Sometimes I wish it was possible to watch the Lord of the Rings again for the first time, so I could fall in love with it again for the first time.
make me choose meme: @lmwechirrut asked lord of the rings angst or star wars angst
Don’t leave me here alone! Don’t go where I can’t follow!
deanwinchestier-archive-deactiv
no man will ever be as attractive as aragorn during his first appearance on lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring (2001)
i nominate aragorn opening those giant doors in lord of the rings: the two towers (2002)
Can I also nominate Aragorn raising his sword and running towards orcs with masses of ghosts behind him in Lord of the Rings: The return of the king (2003)?
nah, i’m not up for grimy or stabby aragorn. give me fond-of-these-useless-kids/hobbits aragorn.
This one work for you, whit?
thank you yes i will take sixteen
Well, here is one dwarf she won’t ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox!
a very happy 23rd birthday to my darling elizabethswnn
“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.”
Dwarves shit huge and pee little… elves pee large and shit barely at all
Dwarves work in mines, their kidneys are in overdrive clearing all of the toxins and heavy metals they come into contact with. Their diet is mostly high efficiency foods, such as meat and fat and mushrooms. They probably don’t get a lot of plant matter in their diets.
Meanwhile elves’ diet is almost 100% plant matter (and all of the fiber that comes along with that) and their lifestyle is obsessed with fresh air, clean water, and a pure environment.
Face the facts: dwarves pee huge and shit little, and elves shit large and pee barely at all
