The photographer calls the effect of this fog viewed from Mt. Tamalpais State Park near San Francisco “cotton candy waves” in the clouds. What do you think?

amazing

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…! Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:

I like how this is presented as factual information

Game recommendation:

Any of the games you already own and haven’t played yet. Stop buying new games you stupid asshole

You are 100% right. Also fuck you.

steps to overthrow government

1. stop paying taxes

2. stop sending mail

3. stop riding amtrak

4. stop complying with U.S. census requests (next is in 2020)

5. call your representative and ask them to fire themselves

6. throw an egg at your state capitol building

I will do all these and more

these are the only steps. I ask that you have some self-control here

Achilles, Troy (via anna--p)

Lmfao

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

what kind of witchcraft

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

is it too early or can we start screaming now