imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

girl they said the queen died this week but i see you and you look fine

what dark magician weaves this world

here's the thing, a virgin gf is nice but you gotta watch out if she's taken any mental dicks too. this right here is mental equivalent of a shelf full of dildos. prolapsed soul etc

This is a tribute to my son Max whos fighting for our freedom in Qatar or sommething honestly who gives a shit

youtube chose HD for me. good.

i can rewrite any beatles song to be about bugs having sex

let me take you down, cause theyre spraying goo

bugs making love

signs from above

there’s nothing to get stung about,

bugs making love together

living is easy with bug sex,

tapping the ass of every flea,

you’re getting hard to bees,

often,

but it all works out,

while your drinking cockroach pee

let me take you down, cause theyre spraying goo

bugs making love

fits like a glove

there’s nothing to get stung about,

bugs making love together

no bug i think is in my tree,

cicadas doing penile tricks,

that is, quite soon, you know

they’ll die,

but it’s all right

at least we’ll always have the ticks

let me take you down, cause theyre spraying goo

bugs making love

humping thereof,

there’s nothing to get stung about,

bugs making love together

always, or sometimes, the ants fuck

but you know i know they’re making cream,

i think i know, i mean, ant sex,

but it’s all fine,

i think they think that i’m their queen

let me take you down, cause theyre spraying goo

bugs having sex

abdomen, thorex

bugs having sex together

bugs havign sex together

bugs having sex… together

bruh please dont tell me you dichotomize manmade vs natural

school of abyssopelagic cephalopods

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

gnome

what was that. did you guys see that

wtf

king arthur, if you’re out there, there will never be a funnier time to wake up