DO HIM NEXT

Like to charge, reblog to cast

charles wrote this

why did the nytimes write this in the style of a YA plot description

by the way, THIS is the image under that headline:

positively emanating self-assurance, this guy.

The comedic timing. Is impeccable

This is gonna be rough. 

#on top of the jokes i am sorry to the people of england for all the bullshit about to happen#an extravagant funeral and crowning in the middle of a economic crisis

Thanks, mate. Although it’s not just England that has to put up with this; the rest of the UK has to as well. As much as I wish us celts could just avoid the whole thing. 

guys there is a double fucking rainbow above the buckingham palace

the Irish have sent in the leprechaun task force to finish the job

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

This is so fun its just like Jenga

“yo mr white i got you a present”

@woollyworm

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We're trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

did you do it

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

I don’t know where to even start

Welcome. To Hole Wednesday.

Admittedly, while I have absolutely loved and adored every iteration of the grass-type gym leaders as the polite gentle hippie/gardener type, I will say I am absolutely delighted to see we will finally be getting a grass-type leader that’s just an Absolute Fucking Weirdo

Look at this man. He’s a mess. I adore him

me filling the room with negative energy bc i don’t wanna be there:

I needed to record this because r/perth is having a regular one today