son the hedge

i’m in maine 🙂

how do you tell your coworkers that you’re never gonna be a happy hour after work girl. cause they keep asking me every single week and i say no every single week and they never stop asking even though it should be clear by now. i need them to understand i’m never gonna go. i’m gonna go home and lay down.

hi does anyone live in Maine ??? I’m going there next week what should I do

what are you supposed to do when life demands strength from you that you just don’t have :(

the thing about growing up without money is that you kind of enter adulthood…. a little boring? when your parents didn’t have the money for you to travel, or try the nice restaurants in town, or ride horses or ski. suddenly somebody staring at you in disbelief asking you “what?? you’ve seriously never been there? you’ve seriously never tried that?” or “you’ve got to get out more!!!” becomes a daily occurrence and it feels almost shameful to admit you haven’t experienced much the world has to offer you’ve just like… been surviving.

you will simply not find a sleepier household than ours

don’t know how to take selfies without looking miserable and tired 🥱

once you work in a corporate office and it becomes clear that friday is a completely useless day it gets that much more frustrating that a 5 day work week is still the norm. nobody works, half the office leaves early, everyone’s spending the day putzing around chatting about weekend plans like there is nothing productive happening here why can’t we just call it what it is and extend the weekend by a day. because now i’m sacrificing more time to be productive at home, to go be unproductive somewhere else just so we can keep this little charade going for no reason at all

please, look at her

i’m the girl at the office that tells everyone how nice they look every day and points out everyone’s cute accessories and asks them where they got their shoes and NO ONE returns my energy not a single one of these hoes ever tells me i look good today and maybe it’s cause i don’t ever look good but at least lie !!!!! I do it all the time it’s easy and free

gorgeous gorgeous girls

i get freaked out when i think about how only like 3 people in the world know what my actual personality is and everyone else just knows me through some sort of filter. like they really just think that’s me, because why wouldn’t they when actually i’m sooooo fake it’s ridiculous!!!!!

guys does anyone who has cats know how to make a newly adopted one feel more comfortable….. do i just let her hide from me and wait patiently or like try to engage her?? she literally sprints away from me i just want her to feel safe 😔

the most stressful part of my job is that my boss hardly gives me anything to do and then at the end of the week at our 1 on 1 meeting he’ll ask me “what have you been working on” and i’m like……. Well you see….. I…… simply…. Haha !