predictions for the inevitable coronavirus biopic:
- it’s called PANDEMIC or CORONA or something in all caps
- the opening scene is set in wuhan only they make it look really worn down and gross bc Foreign Nation
- it stars the united states government and a random white man who contracts the virus and then has to quarantine apart from his family
- either that or it’s some military dude who comes home from being stationed in wuhan for whatever reason
- there’s an ed sheeran song in it
- the celebrities singing imagine by john lennon is a scene in the movie and it’s portrayed as a heartrending moment of solidarity
- the US government is portrayed handling the virus WAY better than they actually are
- china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didn’t stop the virus from spreading
- i don’t know how the movie ends because we’re still living it
- the ending title card says “dedicated to the 3827394 or something people who lost their lives due to COVID-19”
- imagine by john lennon is the end credits song
america is doing the exact same thing, “shipper girl.” china is not our enemy oh my god they didn’t fucking bring the virus over on purpose for gods sake
I’m so tired of westerners thinking China just fucking arrests ppl whenever they do anything. The doctor was never arrested. The doctor was rewarded for whistleblowing and they punished the local official that bungled the response. This accusation of jailing the whistleblower, coming from a country that literally jailed a trans woman whistleblower for blowing the whistle on American military shooting at civilians and journalists, is just pure fucking projection.
There are legitimate issues to talk about with Xi’s China. There were legitimate issues to talk about with Mao’s China, but Westerners always go for the Red Scare/Yellow Peril talking points and never actually look at the material reality.







