concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something
medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell
Megayachts are not an inherent part of society you stupid cunt
*drink’s a delishes coffy.* *drink’s a delishes coffy.* *drink’s a delishes coffy.* *dri
who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.
Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group
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there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free
i've never seen a chipmunk in my life i think its just squirrels. i dont think theyre real its probably hampster. what's a good book you've read recently?w
i’m obsessed with this ask
Has anyone turned this into a ringtone yet so I can set it as my alarm
something spiritual about grocery shopping with headphones in
My cousin, all dressed up and about to go to some club: “hey can I borrow that that pink lipstick you were wearing the other day?”
Me, sitting cross-legged on a stool, trying to inhale the smoke of burning bay leaves in front of me because I want to see if you can get high on that shit since it’s rumoured that the priestess of Delphi used to do that, but no one is sure if it really worked, you know: “it’s on my desk”
My cousin: “okay… have… fun…”
I just realized I was subconsciously trying to recreate this painting
me: frienships sound kinda nice
brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation
me:
Merthur week 2020 - day 3: fave Arthur quote
“I don’t want you to change. I want you to always be you.”
“this glass is empty, it has water in it”
“african american burial ground“??? you mean a cemetery?? you mean a fucking cemetery??
