Victor Hugo: In order to understand what happens next—
Me: Oh no it’s really okay
Victor Hugo: It is absolutely c r u c i a l to know—
Me: oh my g o d
Me @ Vicky every single Goddamned time:
Limits of the Human Body
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
Writers finding this post:
Thank you
Europeans about half of this post:
spnfangirl06
Body Heat = 42 C
Cold Water = 4 C
Hot Air = 148 C
High Altitude = 4572m
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 390m
Lack Of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
Europeans seeing this version of this post:
i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.
So that’s what a unicorn sounds like
Source: twitter.com
Sugary drinks also erode electronics much much quicker :)
oh I am rotting and decaying and that’s ok
acceptance
it is just flesh. nothing important
yall got flesh? can i borrow some
how much do you need
im gonna make an armchair so about 73 human arms should be enough
oh you want HUMAN arms? sorry i cant help you
well what DO you have?
Petition for a comic that’s just the Joker vs. a bunch of frighteningly competent normal arse clowns who have gone temporarily vigilante for the sole purpose of taking the Joker down for his repeated violations of the clown code.
possibly-the-antichrist
since i doubt the joker ever copyrighted his makeup with a clown egg, they’re all wearing his ‘face’
“What are you so mad about, Joker? We’re technically not in costume; it’s not like this is a clown’s face. Show us a clown with this and we’ll respect his use of it.”
Please someone mock up a page of Joker running terrified through a hallway, as a dozen clowns chase him, all chanting “SHOW US YOUR EGG” and Batman just watching from security monitors like “Huh. Thats new.”
this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times
Some additional info!
This is by a Japanese artist named Amanojaku to Hesomagari (according to the article here). Their website (in Japanese) is here.
(Be aware that they do a LOT of giant insect bags too, which are pictured at the above link. Just in case insects are NOT your thing.)
I think I am probably very lucky that I can’t figure out how one would purchase, say, the coelacanth bag; which, in all fairness, really ought to be way out of my price range, given the work involved.
Here are some other favorites, from the boredpanda article linked above:
Sturgeon!!!
I love the way the attendant fish are done here.
I’m not even sure how big this actually is...
Bittern, maybe?
(Desire to commission a common loon purse is... overwhelming... NO.)
Truly amazing.
I think part of what makes the McElroys so lovable for millennials and gen z is that they’re a REAL underdog success story. All the ones about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs starting Apple and Microsoft from sheds and Jeff Bezos starting Amazon from a shed are wrong. They all came from well-off backgrounds with upper-class privilege coming out their goddamn ears, but the brothers didn’t.
They really were just three ordinary boys from West Virginia, and if you listen to Griffin’s Florida State lecture (the whole thing’s on youtube) he talks about how rough things were for them when they started their podcast. He mentions how they were in mourning over their mother, fighting all the time, and ready to separate forever, but held on and decided not to abandon each other in the thick of it. And things were still rough, because their father had to work stupid hours at the radio station to support himself, and the brothers were trying to make it in game journalism.
And then they started MBMBaM, a goofy bad advice podcast full of improvised bits and comedy segments, and it blew up. They started TAZ, a fun D&D podcast where they played with their dad, and were able to bond together and let him retire comfortably on the revenue it generated, and now Clint oversees the TAZ graphic novel series that’s still releasing issues and spends boatloads of quality time with his three sons. Monster Factory is just a funny game stream where Justin and Griffin try to destroy character creators as much as possible, but it’s one of their biggest IPs. Their TV show was short-lived but explosively popular among their fanbase.
They sell out entire stadiums and Lin-Manuel Miranda plays them We Didn’t Start the Fire parodies as they walk on and people lose their collective minds. Tom Holland fanboys over them at SDCC. People come from all over the place to hear them perform, and that performance never got less authentic. It’s just three brothers and their dad being goofy together and trying to make each other laugh. And the laughter and love they carried for each other was so contagious that it made an entire world of people love them, too.
Maybe they’re a bit weird, and their jokes don’t always land, but they’re not always supposed to, because it really is just a tight-knit family living in the moment. And in this world where our two generations may be close to each other but horribly disadvantaged socio-economically, the idea that these three boys carved out a way for themselves through the sheer force of their own happiness out of such a dark place is more hopeful than any “millennials are killing the mayo industry” article ever written.
TRUST.
throw me into the reverse pines wagon o<< also another glitch effect yay!
i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic
as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”
theghostofsomethingorother
as brutus said, tase him again
If Jason Voorhees was ten when he died, then how come he's so crazy hugelarge?
a.) He swelled up in Crystal Lake like one of those grow-your-own-dinosaurs.
b.) Hell has a Make-a-Wish program and he wished to be an eight foot slab of stab meat.
c.) Flintstones vitamins.
d.) He's wearing stilts.
e.) It's an optical illusion.
Follow-Up Question: Why did ten-year-old Jason go to Hell?
1.) Never got baptized.
2.) Cussed to impress the big kids.
3.) Didn't finish his vegetables.
4.) Said he cleaned his room but really did that thing where you just shove everything in the closet and shut the door so your mom can't see.
5.) Turns out not knowing how to swim is a sin.
What does the dog think the stakes of this game are
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WATCH THIS VIDEO
a very, VERY important post. spread everywhere and screen record the video to your phone. or message me and ill happily send you the video. give to every woman and girl you know.
bc as they both said / demonstrated, its not only super easy to do, but super easy to miss.
