Faced with the tamest expressions of public opposition, the British are working hard to prove they're a nation of servile, forelock-tugging clowns.

I was arrested after asking “who elected him?” at the proclamation of King Charle

"Noooo, the monarchy doesn't have any real power, stop blaming the queen for what the UK did!"

Incredibly wealthy, incredibly influential, and legally protected from the mildest criticism, I guess. It all just makes it even more damning that they won't speak out on important topics that deserve to be condemned.

Hey, I saw a lot of people in the notes asking. I follow these people on tiktok and A: the seeds they use are all native to their region (California) and B: they sell native seed mixes, so far primarily for California but they’re making more mixes every so often. They also share the ‘After’ results as they start sprouting so yeah it does work, they rarely get ripped out from what they show.

I didn't scroll down so I was trying to figure out if these people were randomly sprinkling spice in the wild as part of a new meme or something

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

Pikachu with the hat

The best way to do good porn dialogue is to put barely any in there at all.

false

Well.. I can’t argue with that.

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesn’t work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless

damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk

i just found 12 bricks

Its back

Happy twelve bricks Tuesday everyone

honestly such an underrated moment

At this point half the reason I still put up with TiKTok is the insane bakers and cooks. I mean LOOK AT THIS.

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

A story in two parts 😂😂😂

Why are right-wingers so fucking obsessed with high school

Conservatives will see a jock kiss is a cheerleader and be like "This is a fundamental cornerstone of my worldview. This is saint iconography."

“The couple everyone wishes they were in high school” no actually some of us had our own extracurriculars

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child: