friendly reminder that:

neopronouns are fucking stupid and make people not take actual trans people seriously.

if you don't have dysphoria, you're cis.

if you're a cisgender heteromantic asexual, you're just straight and you don't belong in the lgbt community.

aphobia isn't real.

So Tumblr is now suggesting posts to me on my dashboard that insults me? But my kink lifestyle is banned? Okay then. Being asexual has had my life threatened when I wouldn’t have sex with them. It’s had me proposition like a whore - who apparently would give someone what they wanted for a six pack, It’s had me raped in my sleep. It’s had me losing friends I’ve had for over 20 years when exposing themselves to me didn’t render me “drooling” for them. It’s had me mocked by people involved in a fandom I respect and calling me bacteria. So, as a cisgender heteromantic asexual who is NOT straight (because “straight is defined by having SEXUAL ATTRACTION to the opposite sex), please fuck in the direction of off, and when you get there, fuck off again. And stay the fuck off my dashboard with your hateful bullshit!

:))))

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

This is a MASTERPIECE

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

I really wish it was like that here. I’m so jelly of the rest of the world in that regard. It’s just so stupid.

I don’t think I could survive like that. I’m poor. I have to know how broke I’m going to be...

A month ago, when 49 people were slaughtered in a gay club, we were told the blame lay at our feet, because if only everyone were allowed to carry a gun, we’d be safe.

Today, after a black man was held down, shot at close range and murdered, and we’re told he would have been safe if only he hadn’t been armed.

Which is it?

friendly reminder that aro and ace aren’t the same thing and if i see one more “positive ace” post implying that ace people don’t date i will print this post and shove it up the op’s ass.

Coming from someone who is on the asexual spectrum  AND on the aromantic spectrum - thank you!

Listen, if you say you support all multisexuals then you actually have to support us.

Meaning you agree that bisexual means 2 or more, and you believe that polysexuals and pansexuals are valid.

It means you don’t reblog awful things like “there are totes fake bi girls!”

It means you don’t say that bisexuals are innately transphobic for not being pan instead.

It means you don’t promote negative stereotypes such as we are all cheaters, we’ll leave you for someone else, we do it all for attention, etc.

It means you don’t question any of us and our past relationships. It means you don’t demand proof of our sexuality.

It means you don’t say that we can’t identify with more than just one multisexual label.

It means you listen to the statistics and believe our stories about abuse, especially abuse due to our sexuality, and bi/pan/polyphobia.

It means that if our sexual and romantic orientations don’t match (such as an aromantic bisexual) then you still see us as valid and don’t harass us for it. You don’t tell us that our mix-matched identity is the course of ours or other’s abuse.

And if you yourself are a multisexual it means you respect the other multi- labels and stand in solidarity. It means you don’t act like your label is superior. It means you don’t throw the rest under the bus.

story concept: 

a girl moves into a creepy old house

its haunted

scary ghost things keep happening

the girl investigates 

she discovers the ghost is actually a really nice but awkward girl

she kept accidentally knocking things over, slamming doors, and making things float cause she just gets really nervous around cute girls

they fall in love 

and the best part is?

its the ultimate fail-safe. writer proof lesbians

cause they cant kill one of em

and if they did kill the other, shed just come back as a ghost and go off with her girlfriend and have wacky ghost lesbian adventures 

i feel and support this

I’d read this!

I wish I could wake up like this just once the distance is killing me

I know this feeling all too well. :(

When your so sleepy but want daddys attention 🎀

BERNIE LOST BECAUSE THERE WAS A 10% VOTER TURN OUT

I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SOUTH CAROLINA

GUYS, GO OUT AND FUCKING VOTE

“BERNIE WON’T WIN” YEAH BECAUSE YOU DONT GO OUT AND VOTE LIKE HE NEEDS YOU TO!

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD

FINALLY IT IS HERE

I’m sure I’ve rebloggied this before. But...I can never NOT reblog anything regarding David Bowie (the nice stuff, anyway, not the horrible hatred-filled stuff).

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

Also to add, when in the “finished” postiion, the fork should be turned *down*, with the prong tips touching the plate, not the back of the fork’s curve resting on it. :) But it’s hard to draw that in pictures.

*sniffles* Seeing Dean so happy and excited again just made my entire year last night....

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

Reblogging for all of the above.

This girl on fb posed in a bernie shirt today and her dad goes “nooooo” and makes commentary on the left wing commies and whatever. He goes on that when she starts making real money (I guess as opposed to the fake money she makes now as a happily married, college educated woman whose saving for a house) then she’ll change her mind.  She goes “Your mom raised me on welfare and whatever they could nickel and dime you for because you couldn’t be bothered to raise me. Now I’m $30,000 in debt for a college education because rich people have figured out how to steal from poor students in a new and fancy way. Now that I’m an adult I’m comfortable funding other young women just like me with fathers just like you.”  And he shut the hell up. 

He’s gonna be feeling that bern for a while huh

Phantom of the Opera in one GIF

Erik be like:

I love that my first fandom, is being explained by one of my newest fandoms. *wipes happy tear*