I just assume everyone who hates me has terrible taste. Because I’m clearly both a joy and a delight.
MCU: Mediocre Crappy Ugliness
My heart goes out to the visual effects artists who are given impossible workloads and deadlines by Disney to pump out MCU movie after MCU movie. It's not your fault when the movies look bad, it's the management's.
your bare minimum isn’t actually that bare or minimum. my dad once told me that there’s nothing in this world that’s easy and that’s true tbh. everything we do takes energy, time, and effort. even the little things. if you feel like you’re not doing enough please try to think about your circumstances and what’s currently available to you: chances are, there’s something that’s diverting or otherwise draining you. and to pull away from that and get something done regardless? well, i think that’s really admirable! please try to take pride in the things you do accomplish in a day, no matter how small or trifling you perceive them to be. you can’t be proud of your growth if you don’t notice where you already are!
no offense but this conversation was literally a major turning point in my life
Have y’all tried marrying people you like?
imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you
*lightning strikes in front of me in public*
a girl: that was so scary!!
me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror
Anonymous asked:
Thoughts?
No thanks, I’m trying to cut back
Yes, and they are 100% correct to continue as well.
species name: little little little little little little little guy
specialty: little guy
suggestion: talk quietly because half of their height is their ears
- mod gigi
I aspire to be as petty as fernando alonso, bitch was driving like he was in school zone
