me getting tortured by tiktok cenobites which is the secret bad ending of me trying to find lgbt community through iphone apps in my city: AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHRRRRGHHH NOOOO AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH NOOO NEEDLES IN MY BALLS AHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHH NOOOO AHHHHH AHHHHH
tiktok cenobite with a ceramic mushroom garland from etsy threaded through their nipples whimpering to me as they open my rib cage and put slugs in it: it rly,, makes me feel like, th bad guy when u raise yr voice at me when i’m tryin to, hhhhhh just show u th outermost reaches of, sensation? n pleasure? n pain? n i’m trying to share my ki/nk/s n my squicks w/ u but ur not rly givin me th queer open minded vibe i thought u’d give when u opened the box,,, and tbh i was hoping for some1 more femme ,,; i’m sry if thats rude but i’m working on bein more assertive :o
I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad
stop recommending this useless misinfo. the satanic temple is a bullshit organization who take advantage of reproductive healthcare crises to get more attention. they have never once actually won anything in court for abortion access.
Omg the satanic temple is bad? Fr? Are you telling me that devil worshippers don't help people???
christian homestuck fan maybe you should politely walk away from this one
if you have trypophobia stay inside tonight because me and my girls are hitting the streets and we got
got holes in our bodys like a cheese
You can talk about "elevated" horror all you like but they wish they could be this
Obsessed with this thing look at how pathetic and resigned to its fate it is. Get sandwiched.
nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again
So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there
treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)
THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK
I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground
Where’s that post like “gay people don’t like guns” and then the 4-chan screenshot where a guy revives his local firearms range by telling local gays that if they CC they could shoot homophobes
“Did…did I do good?” You did amazing sweetie. This is perfect.
Krystal with the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator
There was just that story of a HL2 mod being worked on that replaces Alyx with Krystal, voiced by Krystal’s original voice actor so I was inspired
I’m paying tumblr to promote the best photo I have ever taken of my cat










