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Fuck .

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Nintendo: Now, we’re going to let you play as the girl version of this protagonist if you want to, but we want to make it 100% clear that the boy version is canon, okay?

Literally everyone:

Out of respect for the Queen's funeral:

  • GPs are closing
  • Surgeries are cancelled
  • Funerals for non royal citizens are cancelled
  • Food banks are shut
  • People are kicked from holiday parks and forced to find accommodation in a foreign place
  • Protesters are getting arrested for holding signs
  • Billions will be spent on the funeral whilst people freeze in their homes and children starve

I've only been looking into news articles and restrictions for five minutes... I'm sure there's much more.

But oh don't worry, it's out of respect.

Las serpientes son pajitas grandes

Very cute! Snakes can drink water in a more normal-looking way - but the cup setup is a little awkward, and anyway lots of snakes like to be a bit silly with it! I have several who like to drink water exclusively with their heads resting on the bottom of their water bowls!

this suggests we are not just slightly more complicated straws

calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

hail, bestie! what news of the northern realms hath you to deliver!

absolute vibes my esteemed friend!