can we just get a ‘thank you’ to burgers

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness

He's so small he's going to have a hard time in this world :(

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

Please stay safe markimoo (

markiplier

) We are all very concerned for you and other youtubers! Someone tag all of the grumps!!!

date of origin: 28th of july, 2015.

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

Turn off the computer

unplug the keyboard

Wallow in filth

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teacher: alright class today we’re going to finger paint

kid named titus flavius germanicus:

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

I seriously cant tell if he’s wearing that fundoshi you can get or legit naked

Naked

Oh damn. Now if only I could do that with Eliza…

Too bad I can only play it on console rn.

Ok

knuttsach jones

The Forbidden Pool

Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care

The bottom quote is from Randall Munroe’s What If? blog and later his book by the same name

My son Max in Valentine, Nebraska. I set his phone up to snap a photo to mine whenever he tries calling the police.

My son Max hanging out with Chester Cheetos, Williamsburg floor model #286b, and hotdiggedydemon. They’ve all gathered to fuck some socks in public