guys STOP comparing the beetlejuices to eachother.
musical beetlejuice is loveable and has character
cartoon beetlejuice is adorable and unique
movie beetlejuice
luvli-ptw
I’m sorry but this tag absolutely slaughtered me
[Audio Transcript: I just want to talk about why I wear sunglasses as a blind individual.
I actually had one experience where I was at a barn hanging out, having a couple drinks and uh, because I’m blind I just stare straight ahead.
I didn’t realise that there was anyone in front of me, I was just staring and had no idea.
I didn’t know until a security guard came over and asked me to leave “ for being creepy”
Uh I stood up with my cane, because I didn’t know what was happening and I found out,
everyone started laughing and didn’t know like, that I was blind,
I guess what I was doing was staring at one of the bartender’s chests, and I had no idea.
So ever since that one time, I wear sunglasses now to kind of hide what my eyes are doing since I don’t control them anymore.
It was a very embarrassing… and Uhm made me really insecure about my eyes and that’s the reason I wear sunglasses as a blind person.
End Audio Transcript. ]
*watches this badass blind dude fucking make Tony Hawk proud af assuming he wears the shades cuz he’s cool AF*
*scrolls down to find the audio transcript*
….oh
in which future!Martin makes up for feeding on humans by saying the right things to make them feel better
“The Drunk Basket.” In the 1960s, bars in Istanbul would hire someone to carry people back to their homes.
history in pictures
Just a few short months ago, the UK was admonishing Russia for repressing protests against its invasion of Ukraine...
blank sign protests will never stop being fucking awesome for the way they make police look like complete tools
I'm obsessed with the one time terfs got pissed at me because I mentioned having a Grindr as a trans man. Like they complained that I was taking spaces away from gay men while the cis men on the app normally couldn't care less.
Plus these are terfs, most of them are cis women and I've only ever seen a single cis woman on grindr. They have no fucking clue what they're talking about, they have no clue how that app is, and they know that, but still tell me that I'm unwelcome on a hookup app they've never touched.
A lot of trans people on there are strictly t4t too and will use it to just find other trans people. But that can't apparently coexist with cis mlm. A space? For more than one part of the lgbtq+ community? Impossible!
But it's again so funny to think about. I'm sitting there going "hell yeah I'd suck your dick!" And people out there are upset because I'm in the space to say it. "No one wants you there!" Well then I would've gotten bored by now but I hate to break it to you that people can find me hot.
This 1896 Queen Anne Victorian in Escondido, California has been so meticulously restored, and owners rent out rooms as a “beach cottage.” (Not sure if they still do.)
They’ve even put wallpaper under the stairs. This home is so perfectly done.
I love when they do wallpaper like this.
Isn’t this stunning? The fireplace surround ties in beautifully with the wallpaper.
I can’t imagine how much it costs for just the wallpaper alone!
They did a lovely job on the kitchen remodel. Love the cabinet colors.
Here’s a sun room with a wall of windows and access to the outside deck.
Here’s the deck outside the sunroom.
Even the bedrooms have this amazing wallpaper. Notice the authentic looking Victorian carpeting.
Each bdm is special.
Absolutely love the bath remodel.
Isn’t this a gorgeous deck? Event the paint and trim is meticulous.
The gardens are perfectly landscaped.
And, look at the sweet gazebo.
Just a stunning home.
I really appreciate the fact that everyone loves Stede as a character but is willing to admit that Mary was within her rights to attempt to kill him. Like we all had "Cell Block Tango" queued up for her
I remember posting this fairytale cottage a while ago, so it’s on the market again. It could use a little sprucing up, but it has some wonderful features. Built in 1926 in Mt. Plymouth, Florida, it’s on the market for $400K and sold back in 12/21 for $300K even though it was listed for $400K back then, too.
The first unique feature is this painting above the garage door.
It has a huge living room with built-ins, nooks, and a cool fireplace. Rustic ceiling with beams has a medieval looking lighting fixture.
It must have been the original owner who did the artwork. This painting of a fish is above the fireplace.
Next to the stairs is a guest powder room. (Notice the peeling paint that needs attention.)
It has a nice dining room.
The current owners renovated the kitchen. Doesn’t match the house, but it’s so new, I think I would just put a darker stain over it.
The stove is placed in what may have been a fireplace, but there were stoves in the 20s, so it might just be a recent architectural feature. So glad they left the cozy little dining nook.
Look at the sunroom- rough-hewn log ceiling with a stone floor and pane windows all around.
Stairs that go up to 2 bdms look like something you’d see in a fairytale house. That little lantern niche is a nice feature.
I have been noticing filled-n cracks in the walls and ceilings. There is no closet in this bdm, just a small added closet.
This larger room also has cracks. Hmmmm.
The bath is very interesting, I would hate to cover it, but the faux finish on the wall looks like mold. There are 2 original cabinets, though.
In these closeups, it looks like the original owner painted what no longer looks much like fish on the bathroom walls.
The home is surrounded by .96 acres.
If you’re from Michigan, you probably know about the fairy doors. In Ann Arbor, Michigan, a series of what is known as ‘fairy doors,’ began popping up around the area in 2005, built into buildings, shops and restaurants, they quickly acquired a cult following.
And, check it out- maybe this one is going to be made ADA compliant.
In the library.
Father and children’s book author, Jonathan B. Wright, is behind the installation of the whimsical tiny portals. He is kind of like the Banksy of fairy doors.
It all began in 1993 when Jonathan was renovating his home and decided to install some fairy doors for his daughters (one in the fireplace and two in the kitchen)
A bank put in a mini ATM.
Aren’t they magical and fun to look for?
You never know where you’ll find one.
Even the Google office in Ann Arbor has one.
If you look inside this one, you’ll see a replica of their store.
People leave change around them- must be for luck or a wish. This is so cute.
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diet soda isn’t gross
tularemia
i got told to go fuck myself so reblog this post and tell me your opinion on: diet soda, mayonnaise, mushrooms, glazed donuts, and egg salad
the most unrealistic thing about traditional fantasy as a genre is that if a bitchy little wizard came up to me with a "you are the Chosen One (chosen to perform free heroic labor)" spiel i'd send that cunt packing and return to my personal mundane-but-containing-wifi-and-lacking-deadly-peril timeline, thank-ye-very-much.
and yet, if the selfsame message was delivered by a talking cat? absolute and automatic acquiescence, no questions asked
Want to make a contract?
I HAVE NEVER SO INSTANTLY REGRETTED A POST
SHARKS - an OFMD animatic
Here it is😈 it’s FINALLY done!!!! (also it bothers me so much that I can’t upload it to YouTube because I can’t switch off monetisation unless I’M a YouTube partner😡 if you know a trick for copyright claims pleeeaase share it with me thank you😭)
How a sewing machine works
I HAVE WONDERED MY WHOLE LIFE BUT NO ONE WOULD LET ME TAKE THEM APART THANK YOU SO MUCH
Ooooooohhh!
This post feels like learning an illusionist’s secrets.
…………does DRACULA know lucy's getting all these blood transfusions
like can he taste the difference in people's blood and he's just "oh sweet the Westenra buffet's still open. nom nom…"
*pause*
*steps back*
"ma'am why do you taste like a goddamn lord sleep-deprived doctor dutchman?"
does he not have any way of knowing the difference but he can kinda guess because hot damn she has. notably more blood than he left her with, somebody must've topped her up (probably those assholes who lurk around her house and do annoying shit like "close the windows" and "rub garlic all over everything" but hey at least they're keeping the food stocked up.)
or is he just like "…is this girl basically bottomless soup and salad? should she not be dead by now??"
“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go