kinda miss when u used to drop your phone and all of its insides spilled out on the floor and then u had to get it back together again 4 times a day . i like simple things
it’s absolutely critical that vlad is pathetic
i don't even care if he has powers because everything else about him is so funny. he has more money than he could ever use and is CEO of a thriving corporation, yet he's driven to madness by a middle class family the next state over. people find him attractive on a grand scale yet he only has eyes for a married woman he knew in college and didn't talk to for 20 years. he's smart enough to evade the law, play two sides down the middle during a ghost invasion and set up an actual cloning lab so he can make people, yet his archnemeses are a village idiot and a C student. he can't charm someone into letting him adopt them even when their parents pose actual mortal danger to them, and the one time he did succeed it brought on the apocalypse. he can't live anywhere without the place getting federal attention and/or destroyed. he can't even raise a cat right. the world would literally, canonically explode if vlad got his way for even five minutes. he is the essence of poor little meow meow
i literally cannot escape
we will track you down no matter what the cost
Just some b/w works~. Know this feeling when a very specific and tiny detail turned out perfect, and you’re just really proud of yourself for having achieved that effect~?
That’s a nice feeling. <3
All the talk about "oh Elon Musk's buying twitter now all the people who fled from tumblr to twitter are gonna come back here" and gotta say. I'm on edge. SOMETHING happened to tumblr between 2018 and 2020 that turned it from a warzone to a tolerable shitposting website and my one best guess has always been that the p/orn ban sent so many people packing to twitter that we ended up exporting all our native-grown gremlins to the bird site. I back this theory up by the fact that all batshit fandom drama I hear about these days comes from twitter.
So for most people coming back, happy to see you welcome have some tea or coffee over on the table to the left but if the shit-stirrers come back for me it's on sight. It's on sight. First time around I was nice I was like "oh I shouldn't engage if I'm the Bigger Blog that's a bad move to put smaller blogs on blast :(" free pass is up. I'll name and shame. I clawed my way back up from 6 feet underground and I'm not doing it again I'll defend this garbage tower to the death. PVP. I'll salt the earth I'll poison the water supply I'll burn the village down hand in unlovable hand I'll take everyone and everything down with me before I cede this stupid blog again it's on. sight.
Oh also there's some lemon bars too.
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death
midnight-celebrations
YOU CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!!!
THE ENDING NOOOOOO
april 5, 2018
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90’s babies how are you not???traumatized?!???
we are
me want Honeycomb
This is him now… Feel old?
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
scotchtapeofficial
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
creamchis
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
supermunchor
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
miraculouswritings
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
world heritage post
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour
akamaruu
twilight au where carlisle is in prison with lori loughlin for bribing dartmouth into accepting bella
Mood board
Unmute !
Im so glad you have eachother
brosefvondudehomie
That king can sing
I hope he’s not embarrassed because damn
