whoopsrobots
Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:
1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic.
2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate.
3. When they see something funny on TV, they immediately repeat it, sometimes to other people who were already in the room watching to begin with.
4. When they like being around someone very much, some humans will take clothing items from the person to have their smell around when they’re gone.
5. Many humans will take their favorite foods away from their regular feeding areas and hold off on eating them until they are sufficiently comfortable and entertained, to maximize on the experience.
6. Sometimes, a human will associate a particular song with an individual or event, and the song will invoke deep emotional reactions.
7. While many humans prefer to sleep alone, a large number of them sleep better when in close contact with another human who they trust and enjoy the company of.
8. When a human is particularly engaged by an enjoyable task or hobby, sometimes they simply forget that their bodies require basic care to survive.
9. Sometimes the urge for them to sneeze suddenly disappears, and they become frustrated with their automatic immune responses
10. Some humans talk in their sleep, or make funny noises or breathing patterns.
11. When a human likes another human, they begin to imitate vocal patterns and mannerisms.
12. Humans come in a wide range of shapes and colors, and many humans will decorate themselves with flashy dyes or fabrics.
13. They will collect random objects with no set objectives in mind- they will gather items such as paper squares, lengths of fabric, puzzle games, and pleasantly-shaped rocks, which they will excitedly show off to other humans.
sliceofphan
the most human postive post that could ever exist, I hope aliens find this post
twofishies
i think this is by a sort of like fond old mythical being like a wizard or a centaur who has been observing humanity for 100000 yrs
Hey there. We are an acoustic guitar duo who recently made a cover of “Stronger Than You” from Steven Universe. We wanted to share it with fans of SU, and we hope that you’ll end up enjoying it!
imagine steven universe where everything is exactly the same but everything is drawn in the exact same terrible style of Family Guy
kingkimochi
this is the worst thing i have ever made with my own two hands
kingkimochi
i made more because i love to watch the world burn
lilmexboy
slushystraw OH MY GOD
Someone add jasper peridot and lapis pLEAS E
ceci-ul
Am I too late?
sageayanna
This post gave me pink eye.
anewtypeofrex
@sonic-tonic
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
nullbula
It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.
I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question
THE CAPTION SAYS “THIS IS CUTE” WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
“blood whale”
@luciddreamer1
dicemastaflex-deactivated201408
can-u-not-my-wayward-son
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
can-u-not-my-wayward-son
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh
aqua-cookie
On April 19th I made bread
Latin graffiti in Pompeii (CIL IV.8792)
life fast die young, Romans
(via likeavirgil)
(via audible-smiles)
4/19 bake it
(via inquisitorpsyduck)
nursery-deactivated20160926
gryffinewt
you’ve heard of gal pals now get ready for
anon-thing
Buddy bench
The signs as things I've heard people say at school
Aries: hey if I died right now do you think I'd still have to do my exams in hell
Taurus: why? Was I not supposed to use hydrochloric acid? Oh... Then I have a confession make
Gemini: chemistry can kiss my fat ass
Cancer: I'm gonna die a virgin who can't drive, can't swim and can't apply the cosine rule
Leo: yeah so I said who cares? I'm like really over you, you can suck 10 dicks. But then he said good I'm gay anyways. How did I not see that coming? (Cries)
Virgo: (everyone was talking about chicken fillets and asked her if she used one) no I'm a vegetarian you idiot
Libra: (when asked what we should do to avoid having this test) maybe if we stay still he won't notice us and he'll think that nobody's here
Scorpio: I think murder in a science lab should be legal if you end up with a moronic partner
Sagittarius: Look all I know is I was blazing it and then it started blazing me and I had to take the bus home with my shirt half burned off. It looked cool though
Capricorn: if I finish all these biology notes in my next free period I think I'll have time to go home and watch every single Star Wars movie
Aquarius: it's a fucking conspiracy. How can every single science teacher that ever taught me since year 7 just leave school like that... Something's up
Pisces: (why weren't you paying attention)I was thinking about how Drake would say xylem
brozoi
I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paradoxicalpotato
Homestuck has ended but i keep finding stuff i have never heard of
