Fuck that shit! Let’s kill this bastard

Death Proof (2007) Quentin Tarantino

I can’t believe Captain America: The Winter Soldier blatantly ripped off Pokémon The First Movie.

I wouldn’t have believed it unless I saw it with my own eyes

These bad ass derby photos are shattering stereotypes about female athletes 

A healthy body is a strong body. That’s the message behind Cory Layman’s “Body by Derby” project, an inspiring collection of images of roller derby players. The project is proving that women of all shapes and sizes can be strong and powerful — no matter their body fat percentage.

There are 6 more of these — equally as awesome

One has a tattoo that says ‘THESE GAMS KILL FASCISTS’ just

just fuck me up.

kylie: everyone is obsessed with my tumblr like…….. 

everyone: she has a tumblr..? 

*pretends to be cool and chill but is actually constantly worried about the widespread death of bee populations*

i hate when old people glare at me for no reason like fuck off barbara you ruined the economy

Kanye almost let y'all catch him having a good time. Almost. 

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

I am just going to start unfollowing anyone who takes astrology seriously

This is so typical of a capricorn tbh

me @ all the sansa/littlefinger shippers  

“seducing your rich dad” looks

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

Dear staff,

Instead of making pointless cosmetic changes to your website every five seconds, why don’t you:

1. Up the filesize limit for gifs. 2MB is ridiculous. This is not 1995.

2. Make it so that we can change which of our blogs is our main.

3. Fix the 8,000 problems with the mobile app. Like how I’ll be scrolling through my posts and there’ll be an entire day’s worth missing.

4. Kill the awful Game of War Featuring Horribly Photoshopped Kate Upton ads that everyone hates.

5. Lick my balls.

Just some suggestions. Thanks.

maybe also make a block feature that does something too. just a suggestion

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought