dressing without mustard, your whole salad's busted. mustard in the dressing you receive the salad's blessing
By far my fav accurate video
I literally think about this every day
my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.
Oh I didn’t forget. Make no mistake I did not forget the fact that Stephanie Meyer, nyt’s bestselling author of thee Twilight series who, upon looking at the weirdest greasiest human alive said oh my god I need to make this man* a creepy ass abusive predator. And I did not forget Gerard was so offended and upset that they wrote a whole ass diss track about it and went on a rant on Twitter that ended with them talking about getting that philharmonic cheddar. I can never forget.
The philharmonic cheddar. For proof and prosperity!
what has kept me so attached to this for so many years is that SOPHIE manages to sound here like the future of pop music while simultaneously sounding like the biggest dance-pop hit of the 1990s that was played to death on every radio station and used in every ad for every family holiday destination since
Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure
buying a different snack than usual at the store is one of the bravest and most dangerous things a girl can do
need to have a bowl of soup that changes my life and soon












