there’s no way
I’m crying
rewatching bdg’s buy my bed video every few months is essential. it’s like a good night’s sleep. it resets your brain.
stop what you’re doing and watch this. when it is over you will feel so refreshed
Anonymous asked:
Was it you who had that boxing Homestuck au a while back?
buddy i had a lot of homestuck aus roughly a decade ago
but also: yes
Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours
How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op
fuck it heres full context to this clip i posted a little while ago bc the whole scene is super funny and the most unnecessarily dramatic thing ever. enjoy
first meetings / last known whereabouts
judygemstone
time for my favorite olympic tradition: mary carillo's on-air breakdown about badminton from 2004
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
killercuties
justcallmespike
Happy Anniversary, y’all.
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
Anyone gonna mention how this guy actually preformed live with Carly Rae Jepsen?
I’m gonna scream is2g
I was thinking of reblogging this again just because the original video is still amazing, but then I see the second video and lost my mind. The upgraded fan, the body glitter, the sheer fact that he got to do this with the actual singer.
#so true story i was actually at this live show w/the missus#it is hard to explain the chemicals my body was producing after over an hour of full-power CRJ#but im p sure when this dude came out on stage the level of energy in the crowd was that of like#bacchanalian fervor#i could have easily ripped a man in half#anyway havent had a concert experience like that before or since. hopefully next crj will be soon#video#happy pride to this guy lol
just thinking about riverdale line deliveries. here’s a small compilation of some of my favorites
devoured Rule of Wolves in like one sitting while sweating out the vax blues, loved it
I’ve got a thing for Monster Dudes
