*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.

Meet the Midwesterners

They also haven’t met Midwesterners where it’s literally faster to drive 10 hours than to fly because there are no direct flights.

And trains are fun. You see things. You can take a nap, eat a sandwich, drink a beer because you aren’t driving. The experience of getting onto a train is less stressful than planes by a very long way.

And the luggage is so much easier and cheaper.

Also fewer people would get motion sick from a train than a car.

A couple years ago my in laws paid for us to go to Disneyworld. We just drove the 16 hours cause gas was cheaper than a flight. But also, that was a hell of a nap.

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

“I am literally dead inside, thanks for asking.”

my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

My mentality switched to this halfway through high school and life went from being bad to being fucking awesome really quickly.

A deer wanders quietly in a church in France.

old gods

Checking out what these crazy humans been up for for the past few thousand years.

wanda maximoff: watched her parents die from a bomb created by stark industries

tony stark: watched his parents get brutally murdered by a man standing 10 feet away from him

wanda maximoff: is pardoned for wanting revenge against tony stark for what he did

tony stark: is a villain for wanting revenge against bucky for what he did

t’challa: watched his father die by a framed bucky barnes

tony stark: watched his mother die by bucky barnes

t’challa: gets to spend the entire film genuinely trying to kill bucky for revenge

tony stark: is a villain for BLATANTLY holding back in a fight due to his reaction to watching the most disturbing and fucked up thing in his life

bucky barnes: mentally manipulated into doing tasks against his will

tony stark: mentally manipulated into doing self-destructive tasks

bucky barnes: is [rightfully] pardoned for years of being a deadly assassin

tony stark: is a villain for creating something to protect earth that eventually backfired

natasha romanova and wanda maximoff: both willingly worked for the bad guys

tony stark: was unaware that his partner and friend had been selling his weapons to the bad guys

natasha romanova and wanda maximoff: get pardoned for the blood on their hands when they join shield/the avengers

tony stark: is a villain for the weapons that obadiah sold to the bad guys despite immediately getting upset about it and confronting him about it

steve rogers: throws an entire trailer at peter without knowing if he has super strength

tony stark: says that they need to hold wanda accountable for her mistakes

steve rogers: gets praised for saying she’s “just a kid” in defending her horrendous mistakes despite her age and the destruction she caused before

tony stark: is a villain for bringing peter to “web them up” and making peter leave the battle the moment he gets hurt

wanda maximoff: never has to own up to working for hydra, manipulating every member of the avengers, or triggering the hulk into destroying a civilian city under her control, joining alongside ultron until she does one good thing, essentially being the cause of all the death and destruction in aou, and eventually not being able to control her powers in lagos that she previously had total control over, which resulted in deaths upon deaths, and also gets to watch the hulk take all the burn and blame for the city she made him destroy

tony stark: literally is held accountable for every single action made by himself along with maximoff and every other avenger, tries his hardest to work alongside ross and 117 countries that all demand superhero registration through the accords as voted for in the UN, despite knowing how much a lot of his team would reject such idea

wanda maximoff: is just a 26 year old kid!

tony stark: is a villain for trying to find a middle ground between selfish team members who refused to be held accountable for being dangerous people and the 117 countries around the world that want them to be held accountable since they’re all powerful & dangerous people (a lot of which have bad histories, see: wanda) who shouldnt be allowed to just freely use their powers when they clearly pose to be a potential threat to the public

everyone else: gets to do shit

tony stark: is a villain for doing similar shit while also being the only one who fucking cares

Welcome to comics and how they often reflect the times in which they are written. 

30 reasons why I love Sebastian Stan

The way the corners of his mouth curl up just that little bit extra, like fine filigree. And the way his laugh lines seem just a little deeper than average, like he went through years of faking it, and now it shows.

A+ Concept, I love it, I’m dying, it’s too good.  It becomes the hottest new meme throughout the US. Every single time there’s some homophobic rally, Hell, every time there’s a rally held by homophobes whether or not the rally was ABOUT homophobia there’s now teens doing drive-by’s being like “Ahem, this one is for Tony Stark - I LOVE SUCKING [expletive for male genitalia]”. The meme keeps escalating as people find newer and funnier ways to bleep out what they are saying in real time and on Vine. The most popular way? The sound of a repulser charging up. The whole thing drives homophobes crazy. They hate it so much, it literally has some people trying to create their own counter meme (”I love sucking UP TO JESUS”) that goes very very badly (exactly how you’d expect). So, out of options, they try to sue Tony.  Everybody should know better than to sue Tony.  His lawyers tear them apart. There’s an unholy grin on Tony’s face during the entire publicized case - he’s in a rainbow suit. He’s in rainbow shades. He’s wearing a harness over his suit and his shoes literally leave glitter footprints everywhere he goes. His tie says “I love sucking [REPULSER NOISE]”. Twitter goes nuts. A still of Tony from the trial, one where he is sarcastically blowing pink glitter into the face of a woman trying to hit him with a picket sign, becomes a reaction image nobody can resist. You wanna represent how tired you are of homophobic comments? That’s your image. It’s usually coupled by one of Rhodey in the background, military dress uniform smeared in glitter and a blatant glittery kiss mark pressed to his cheek, staring at the ceiling and praying for death. 

Listen this is the best addition to my post and im both writing this into a fic and drawing fan art for it @purgatoryandme

Well… sure, Rhodey pretends he’s praying for death in public, but just who do you think was in the driver’s seat in the first place

who do you think deliberately chose to drive past that rally in the first place

(remember: Rhodey hates Tony’s self-destructive bullshit, and his selfish inconsiderate bullshit, but his snarky prankster bullshit? he not only loves it, he facilitates it.)

mantis and bucky

shuri called bucky “white wolf”

white wolf is black panther’s adopted brother in the comics

queen mother ramonda 100% adopted that broken white boy james buchanan barnes 

meaning bucky has diplomatic immunity, as a member of the wakandan royal family

spread the word; that is all

Imagine the naming discussion.

“No, Shuri, we are not naming him Broken White Boy.”

“But Mom….”

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

seb’s the weird cousin

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

This is amazing oml

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

@snowyseba This explains everything!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

I think you missed the other fanboy…

Love this

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

UH THIS

Um we’re forgetting someone…

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

Aldjaksnana

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

these dorks lmaoo

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

YES

Don’t forget

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

Omg, I can only imagine what Lancer was doing. <3