me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean
me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

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Current emotion: Chopped judges during the last 10 seconds of a round
I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do
this video is possibly among the greatest things I have ever experienced
When I force someone to follow me on social media
Nothing is scarier than when puppets h
U GOOD?
Pretty much my senior report card
How do you fail lunch?
pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer