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was it worth it? and would you do it again?

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Well… since a thread blew up on twitter about me being a lesbian I thought I’d officially just reintroduce myself to those of you who don’t know. My name’s Becky. I created this blog when I was 13 with the help of a few girls. Honestly, it was a joke that kind of blew up. Somehow I brought joy to girls and boys all across the world (”justgirlythings” but literally any man or woman could laugh/relate to this blog) and that’s all I really could’ve asked for when creating this. The above picture is me and my fiancée Chelsi. 

I’d like to thank you all for coming along on this journey with me for the past decade. 

See, the best Trump impressions are the ones who go for the style, the enunciation, the staccato.  People get too caught up on specific phrases and memes, they can’t get his stream of consciousness right; he talks over himself, he starts more sentences than he ends, he’s almost impossible to follow if you’re reading rather than listening to him.  Alec Baldwin’s Trump isn’t good or funny, it’s just uncomfortable to watch, but this guy knocks it out of the park.  It’s bout the subtleties, which is hard because Trump is anything but subtle

Anonymous asked:

whats happening with crisp ratt

SO basically someone posted this on twitter:  

and everyone picked pratt that he started trending lmfao 

(and then people found out about him being MAGA/belonging to a church that supports conversion therapy)

SO NOW the marvel PR clown brigade is writing dissertations on how nice chris pratt is (like??)

and people are rightfully upset bc WHERE was this energy for people in the marvel cast who were actually harassed like

and ALL this was over a twitter joke about which ‘chris’ is better lmfao

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This tweet right here is the winner of the day. I am hollering over here. Take a look:

Drag that mediocre cretin along with Robert and Mark and all the other white folks caping for trash.

what if we became a couple 😳😳😳 while we were both working 🏛️⚖️📝💼🏛️ to decriminalize homosexuality 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩🌈 in india 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 and we were both women 😳😳😳

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3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat

The look on her face when she realizes

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tragosgalatea

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

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otakuanimeaddict

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.